Textolepsy

The condition that results in failure to stay awake during late night text conversations.

Guy 1: I was texting her last night, but she never responded.

Guy 2: Yeah, her textolepsy probably kicked in.

by mr.dk December 22, 2008

Textover

The feeling of anxiety, regret, and panic after realizing you shouldn't have texted someone. This usually occurs on half price wine nights.

Oh, man, I just texted that dude from last night. I feel a killer textover coming on!

by Sueszy December 23, 2010

textmonkey

Someone who spends most of his time texting instead of having a normal conversation.

Norm, I'm trying to have a conversation with you! Put down your cell phone and stop being a textmonkey!

by lordjulius May 18, 2009

textonality

personality used only through a text. usually different from in person or throught verbal phone conversations.person or persons tend to hide behind there phone.

the girl was hanging out with the boy all day and when she left she texted him saying..

girl: i really like you

boy: why didnt you tell me that before you left two minutes ago

girl: i was nervous

boy: you have a textonality; now i cant get any tonight

by BBurnzz July 19, 2010

texooty

Text message booty call

He sent me a texooty. I can't believe I found a man who's romantic and sexy.

by Chinafox August 5, 2010

Textbook Status

a status of such a person who's "work/free soul/passion"lands in an educational textbook.

The below example is a conversation between two people.

"Did you hear about Jim?"-A

"no i did not"-B

"he just hit Textbook Status!"-A

"wow that's great! good for him.."-B

"yea it covers thermodynamics quite well from what i hear"-A

by Textbook Status October 16, 2010

Textbook Tornado

A nickname given to an Ohio girl who was raised in Philly.

Shes known as a textbook tornado.

by Stinking Lincoln April 17, 2011