Princess texter

When a male friend is asked a question and
doesn't acknowledge it. He tries to curve the
question and not answer it texting about other
things. He is princess texting his way around the
topic like a girl would.

Messy mike: Yoo, did you fuck with that one girl from the addy?

Johnny topside: We just chilled in the room and did things.

Messy mike: That mean you guys did fuck huh?

Johnny topside: You know we vibed and shit.

Messy mike: Right, but you did fuck her right? How was it?

Johnny topside: Not going to lie she was cool.
Messy mike: Why you being a princess texter bro did you guys fuck or nah? You just avoiding the question a lot.

by Zuperior Daddy July 16, 2022

Texterity

manual dexterity that applies directly to texting, and operating keyboards to type words - or the lack therein.

Person 1: How dumb are your fingers? You seem to have very low 'texterity'

Person 2: Ecxuse me. I text just fne thnak you!

by Stormy Petrichor March 11, 2023

Slack Texter

A slack texter is somebody who doesn't really text back or isn't consistent with their texting .

___ is a slack texter ! They never text me back 🙄

by JesusLover07 July 3, 2021

African Texter

one that can send a two-handed text message while balancing something on their head

guy 1: what are you doing right now
guy 2: taking my laundry to the washer
guy 1: while you're texting?!?

guy 2: yeah...I'm an African Texter

by afrosprinter May 2, 2010

every thought texter

When a person sends one text her thought instead of waiting to gather all of their thoughts and send it in one text.

Anna is an Every Thought Texter. She sent me 15 texts in 30 seconds instead of just putting it all into one text.

by Kelce's Lyre Clip September 20, 2020

Bed texter

Someone who is always texting when laying in bed. Lazy person. Doesn't get out of bed.

Me: Hey I am in bed, texting you
Person: LOL, you're a bed texter

by Someoneyoudon'tknowbutknow March 21, 2019

Tommy Twat-Texter

A grown man in a relationship/ marriage sending risky texts to his wife’s best friend who he is also sleeping with.

‘That’s part of the reason we split, Tommy twat-texter’

by PettyPrincess May 1, 2022