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Guerrilla Tennis

An activity in which a tennis racket is used to lob light bulbs, Christmas ornaments or other small, glass objects across parking lots, roof tops, empty streets and other public places.

Usually only played after midnight, a game consists of multiple rounds in multiple locales and can stretch across an entire city. Players can wear any tennis attire they wish, usually headbands, and need to smoke Black & Mild cigarillos while participating for maximum trashiness. Players also have been traditionally sober, which makes it that much more pathetic.

Also popularly known as "Lightbulbs to Lightbulbs."
Player 1: Man, last night was the best round of Guerrilla Tennis ever. We went until 7 in the morning!
Player 2: Who won?
Player 1: Everybody!
by The Magilla Guerrilla January 14, 2008
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Tennis Elbow

The medical condition that occurs from masturbating arduously to the women's tennis championships. During this session, most people are in the living room and have to bend over to masturbate, as not to get spotted through any windows. This creates an acute angle with the shoulder, elbow, and hand. This puts tension on the elbow and results in tendinitis or tennis elbow. Both males and females suffer from the condition as women in short skirts are attractive no matter who you are.
Tennis season has been rough. I have had to pop about 50 Advil this week for my tennis elbow.
by Lost Almost October 21, 2010
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Tennessee

Southern state, surrounded by Kentucky, Virginia, Miss. River, Mississippi, North Carolina, Arkansas, Alabama, and Georgia.
I stopped in Tennessee and had Pumpkin pie while staying there.
by Saints October 30, 2003
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Tennessee Angry Smurf

When a man takes his sweaty testicals and dips them in blue kool aid mixs then slaps his testicals in a womens face and gives her a blue streak
Bro when bryan came over i asked him if he wanted kool aid and gave him a Tennessee Angry Smurf
by angry smurf boy August 27, 2011
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Forum Tennis

aka Quote Tennis.

An phenomenon commonly seen on forums where two members will endlessly smash message after message back and forth, in the hope that they will get the last word, thus supposedly proving their point.

The rest of the forum usually loathes these tireless rebutters, for their obstinance and lack of a life. Forum tennis is best avoided by fully expressing your point of view clearly in a handful of messages at most, and then leaving it at that.
JFreek420: My team is better than yours.

Athyy69: No, mine is. Prove yours is.

JFreek420: My team is clearly better. You prove they're not!

Athyy69: I'm not the one making the claim. You prove it!

20 pages later

Athyy69: I think I've clearly shown how wrong you are.

JFreek420: WRONG.

Admin: STFU, both of you. I'm sick of this pathetic forum tennis. Thread LOCKED.
by NaughtySteph January 18, 2010
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TennantFace

British actor, David Tennant's face.

His face is photoshopped onto anything and everything, creating the TennantFace meme, which is based on Tumblr.
Person 1: OMG. Did you see that new TennantFace?
Person 2: No...
Person 1: TennantFace.tumblr.com Go. Now.
Person 2: *clicks* OMG LOL. TENNANTFACE!
by InvisibleDuck June 19, 2011
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Tennessee

Tennessee is a wonderful state overall. Everything about it is nice. The people are very friendly. There is no one I know of that wouldn't be glad to help you out with something, like give you driving directions perhaps. Also, the state is beautiful, and has many breathtaking views that will keep you gazing for hours. Don't believe these other people that are not from Tennessee when they say anything negative. Most of it is not true, such as "we are uneducated." In fact, we have great school systems with teachers that actually teach many things that could be considered useful in life one day. Believe me..I am from Tennessee. Does this look written by an uneducated person? Here to defend the state in which I live in, and the best state of this country..the great state of Tennessee.
I am a Tennessean, and sure proud of it! Tennessee is one of the best states in this country!!
by girlnextdoor January 8, 2006
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