An activity in which a tennis racket is used to lob light bulbs, Christmas ornaments or other small, glass objects across parking lots, roof tops, empty streets and other public places.
Usually only played after midnight, a game consists of multiple rounds in multiple locales and can stretch across an entire city. Players can wear any tennis attire they wish, usually headbands, and need to smoke Black & Mild cigarillos while participating for maximum trashiness. Players also have been traditionally sober, which makes it that much more pathetic.
Also popularly known as "Lightbulbs to Lightbulbs."
Usually only played after midnight, a game consists of multiple rounds in multiple locales and can stretch across an entire city. Players can wear any tennis attire they wish, usually headbands, and need to smoke Black & Mild cigarillos while participating for maximum trashiness. Players also have been traditionally sober, which makes it that much more pathetic.
Also popularly known as "Lightbulbs to Lightbulbs."
Player 1: Man, last night was the best round of Guerrilla Tennis ever. We went until 7 in the morning!
Player 2: Who won?
Player 1: Everybody!
Player 2: Who won?
Player 1: Everybody!
by The Magilla Guerrilla January 14, 2008
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Southern state, surrounded by Kentucky, Virginia, Miss. River, Mississippi, North Carolina, Arkansas, Alabama, and Georgia.
I stopped in Tennessee and had Pumpkin pie while staying there.
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An phenomenon commonly seen on forums where two members will endlessly smash message after message back and forth, in the hope that they will get the last word, thus supposedly proving their point.
The rest of the forum usually loathes these tireless rebutters, for their obstinance and lack of a life. Forum tennis is best avoided by fully expressing your point of view clearly in a handful of messages at most, and then leaving it at that.
An phenomenon commonly seen on forums where two members will endlessly smash message after message back and forth, in the hope that they will get the last word, thus supposedly proving their point.
The rest of the forum usually loathes these tireless rebutters, for their obstinance and lack of a life. Forum tennis is best avoided by fully expressing your point of view clearly in a handful of messages at most, and then leaving it at that.
JFreek420: My team is better than yours.
Athyy69: No, mine is. Prove yours is.
JFreek420: My team is clearly better. You prove they're not!
Athyy69: I'm not the one making the claim. You prove it!
20 pages later
Athyy69: I think I've clearly shown how wrong you are.
JFreek420: WRONG.
Admin: STFU, both of you. I'm sick of this pathetic forum tennis. Thread LOCKED.
Athyy69: No, mine is. Prove yours is.
JFreek420: My team is clearly better. You prove they're not!
Athyy69: I'm not the one making the claim. You prove it!
20 pages later
Athyy69: I think I've clearly shown how wrong you are.
JFreek420: WRONG.
Admin: STFU, both of you. I'm sick of this pathetic forum tennis. Thread LOCKED.
by NaughtySteph January 18, 2010
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His face is photoshopped onto anything and everything, creating the TennantFace meme, which is based on Tumblr.
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Person 1: OMG. Did you see that new TennantFace?
Person 2: No...
Person 1: TennantFace.tumblr.com Go. Now.
Person 2: *clicks* OMG LOL. TENNANTFACE!
Person 2: No...
Person 1: TennantFace.tumblr.com Go. Now.
Person 2: *clicks* OMG LOL. TENNANTFACE!
by InvisibleDuck June 19, 2011
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