teasjef

The act in which a person becomes so drunk that they cannot even text correctly when trying to tell their friends they are trashed. The person normally cannot walk straight, has the hiccups and is absolutely having the best time ever!
pronunciation: teas-jeff

Look at that naked guy running through the Vegas strip, he is so teasjef.

I am so ready to get teasjef!

by Lauren Brooke June 6, 2017

teaspressa

strong tea made by forcing steam through loose leaf tea

May I have an extra Teaspressa shot in my latte, please?

by Haldis December 9, 2018

Teaskey

The act of mixing herbal tea, whiskey, and a bit of water. Discovered by uprising economist Austin S in Austin, Texas.
Described as "Amerikano way of getting drunk with tailored impunity of postponed burning savoriness."

by Dr. Monroy (self certified), honey bee philanthropist and a really bad crypto-currency investor.

Miko: "Yo dawg, what do we have to drink?"
William: "None much dawg, just whiskey"
Ugo: "I hate whiskey, that burning feel makes it hard to drink it"
Belle: "I got you guys, let's just make Teaskey!"
Ugo, William, and Miko synchronously respond with "Bet"

by Amerikano September 16, 2019

chode teaser

Pressing on the chode right before male ejaculation prolonging orgasm and increasing pleasure!

Right before Mr. Big came, Mrs. Big gave Mr Big a chode teaser!

by SJ&K w/help from Dr. T November 6, 2006

myspace teasing

When a girl on myspace posts up slutty or very hot pictures that any guy will love to see, She puts the picture as her default, and than she sets them to private so that no one can see them.

Dude 1: Dude did you see the pictures she posted up on myspace last night?

Dude 2: Yea, too bad she set them to private though.

Dude 1: Yea, the bitch is just myspace teasing.

by kw525362 March 26, 2009

guac tease

At Chipotle, when you order guacamole with your burrito, and they inform you that it's two dollars extra.

"I was all looking forward to this burrito, but I only had eight dollars. Lousy guac tease."

by Andrewconda January 20, 2010

spring tease

When the temperature in cold winter months is 50+ °F after being in the 30s °F, then returns to cold weather a day or two later.

I am enjoying this 50 °F spring tease in January but the cold weather is coming back tomorrow.

by AlbertBNormal January 25, 2010