traffic math

a strange phenomenon that must be taken into consideration when deciding on a departure time for any trip taken in an automobile

I need to consider the traffic math involved with my trip to work. Leaving 5 minutes earlier results in me getting to work 15 minutes early, but leaving 5 minutes later results in me being 10 minutes late for work.

traffic math by Elle Dee Emm February 19, 2011

traffic wardon 

A male or female who has not been getting any recently and so feels the need to patrol the streets giving more fortunate people fines for parking their car in places that they shouldn't. Traffic wardons also do many other tasks which are important to maintaining the number of pissed off car owners.

"That traffic wardon is a cunt!"

traffic wardon by Kate June 11, 2003

Traffic Oasis 

When you think you finally see the source of a traffic back-up on the highway, whether a stalled car, accident, cop, or some wild turkeys running across the highway, only to pass the offender, and discover there's something else further up ahead still causing back-up.

When he saw the tow truck and police lights on the shoulder, Mike thought the traffic would finally speed up. Unfortunately, it was just a traffic oasis and it took him another hour to get home.

Traffic Oasis by Spidertrain June 20, 2010

traffic light party 

When a homosexual Native American and a straight Asian man 69 each other and puke up each other's appletinis onto each other.

Annyong and Big Bulge got messy last night after a long night of clubbing and had themselves a traffic light party.

traffic light party by ChipChipperson February 13, 2017

Traffic cop 

A traffic cop is when a person leaves a large piece of excrete watse in a public or household toillet . The word was invented to show anger aswell on parking wardens.

I wouldnt go in there sum1 has left a "traffic cop"in the crapper ,give it five it took three goes to flush!

Traffic cop by King_Chunk December 28, 2005

traffic clot 

The tendency of slow-moving cars to converge and prevent faster cars from getting past. Much like a blood clot, the traffic clotcan cause serious trouble unless it is treated quickly. Even on a three- or four-lane freeway, a traffic clot can occur at any time, slowing down other motorists and leading to things like road rage.

ernie: sorry i'm late, buddy, but i was making great time on the tollway until i got caught behind a traffic clot.
bernie: oh man, those suck! how many old hyundais were there?
ernie: three, plus an old couple in an avalon, a civic with go-fast decals and a fart can exhaust, and five minivans.
bernie: they need a separate lane for traffic clots.
ernie: yeah, they could call it the "by-pass!!"

traffic clot by earpuller July 29, 2008

Traffic Jamming 

Driving at least 20 MPH under the speed limit causing a huge traffic jam, and when one of the cars tries to pass on the opposite side you speed up so they cant pass, and the jam continues.

Traffic Jamming: Driving on a one lane road driving 20 MPH when the speed limit is 45 MPH causing a TRAFFIC JAM 30 CARS LONG!!!

Traffic Jamming by Tom Charlip (JC, CW, JB) The Bonns December 19, 2007