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traffic blockin

- Being on another level of fresh in EVERY aspect of ones life; male
- having the illest clothes, sneakers, etc
- listenin to the best music
- gettin as much pussy as wanted
- going to the sickest parties
- ownin a cutlass ride
- having an INTENSE amount of haters
- not being a dumbass, basically "going places" w.o bein corny about it
- etc.
: dude u catch that hypebeast fag walkin around there
: shut up fool, he traffic blockin
: wat the hells that
: damn ignorant, he wat you aint
by JDZ PT October 21, 2007
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Traffic Jam

at least three guys and one girl, when the guys all try to jam there penis' into one hole.
We invited her over so we could give her a nice traffic jam.
by ballsack jumbler69 July 3, 2011
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Traffic Flirting

The act of catching a girls or guys eye while sitting in busy traffic, often resulting in friendly smiles and maybe a wink.
Extreme success can result in winding down windows and chatting/exchanging details.
David: "Hey Skeeve, how was your trip home?"
"Long, but got some serious traffic flirting in with this babe in an Audi."
by Skeeve Stevens April 25, 2006
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freak traffic

Unexpected traffic on a usually free-flowing street/avenue/freeway. May be caused by accident or construction work.
"I was going to be early for work but some freak traffic made me 2.5 min late!"
by Luis Levy May 20, 2008
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Panda-traffic

A grouping of vehicles (usually driving on a motorway) that has become 'stuck' precisely at the speed limit due to the presence of a police car travelling on the same road.

Whilst stuck in Panda-traffic, motorists' behaviour changes significantly, mainly due to temporarily no longer being able to break the speed limit. Motorists also become stuck in their lanes and generally behave more courteously compared with 'normal' traffic conditions (ie no police companion).

Journeys that incorporate a Panda-traffic encounter usually last significantly longer than they otherwise would.

Once the Police car has exited the motorway, normal driving conditions resume immediately.
"Sorry I'm late. I would have been here two hours ago but got stuck in Panda-traffic on the M1"
by Merchantmoo January 16, 2014
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Traffic circle

A roadway intersection where the roads don't directly cross (like at a stoplight) but enter/exit on a circular road. When well designed it is very superior to a normal intersection, but prone to confuse people who learned to drive in a place without them. Poorly designed or outdated they are a recipe for disaster.
If you live in New Jersey, but don't know what a traffic circle is, you're living an unbelievably sheltered life.

When correctly designed, you should always yield when entering the circle, but never when in the circle.
by LurKer August 31, 2012
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Stopping Traffic

An idiom that refers to a very attractive person. In most contexts, the negation of the word is used, usually to pin down someone who is moderately attractive but nothing mindblowing (see example)
Yeah man, she’s pretty cute. I mean she’s not stopping traffic or anything, but she’s definitely easy on the eyes.
by Vann Trapp January 11, 2023
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