TP-MeMgCl

TP-MeMgCl is ThioPhenyl-MethylMagnesium Chloride, or Chloro(2-thienylmethyl)magnesium.

Molecular Formula

C5H5ClMgS

Timothy: I synthesized TP-MeMgCl by adding magnesium turnings in anhydrous dibutyl ether with ultrasound and reacted it with acetonitrile and hydrolyzed it with hydrochloric acid to yield TP2P (ThioPhenyl-2-Propanone, 2-Thienylacetone).

by CognitiveFuel September 11, 2023

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A way to insult dumbass village people who panic buy dumb shit like toilet roll.

Why don't you fuck off back to your tp castle

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TP Degree

When the worthless college degree that you struggled to earn comes in handy during the toilet paper shortage caused by Covid-19.

I thought I would never wipe my own ass with my college diploma, but Covid-19 showed me the value of a TP Degree.

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The toilet paper that spooled onto ones bathroom floor after ones feline has entertained herself with such. You then remove iut from the floor but save it.

"Dude, why is there a pile of toilet paper on the vanity next to the throne in the WC downstairs?" You: " that's cat TP that I didn't want to toss after Pussy Boots had her way with it."

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The act of unrolling the toilet paper part way, then wiping a shit-laden finger on the tissue, then carefully re-rolling it. The future victim encounters a shitty piece of tissue, much to their horror and disgust.

Oh, gross! Some dirty bastard Sanchezed the TP and I got it on me when I was done taking a shit!

by The Pirate of Pissants December 24, 2013

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