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People who hoard toilet paper for un-obvious reasons.
Why is there no toilet paper? Because all the TP-tards got it already!
TP-tard by DaddyCoolest March 20, 2020
Related Words
TP TPS TPG tpm tps reports TPE tpo TPAD TPC TpK

TP Degree 

When the worthless college degree that you struggled to earn comes in handy during the toilet paper shortage caused by Covid-19.
I thought I would never wipe my own ass with my college diploma, but Covid-19 showed me the value of a TP Degree.
TP Degree by Arnie Grape March 8, 2021

TP-MeMgCl 

TP-MeMgCl is ThioPhenyl-MethylMagnesium Chloride, or Chloro(2-thienylmethyl)magnesium.

Molecular Formula

C5H5ClMgS
Timothy: I synthesized TP-MeMgCl by adding magnesium turnings in anhydrous dibutyl ether with ultrasound and reacted it with acetonitrile and hydrolyzed it with hydrochloric acid to yield TP2P (ThioPhenyl-2-Propanone, 2-Thienylacetone).
TP-MeMgCl by CognitiveFuel September 11, 2023
TP hair is a hair style that brings all the hair on one's head to one vertical point, causing it to resemble a Native American Tipi (hut).
The Nickelodeon cartoon character Jimmy Neutron has TP Hair.
TP hair by tcufrog08 August 18, 2008
Thanksgiving Pilgrimist
A person who celebrates a traditional Thanksgiving.
As a Thanksgiving Pilgrimist or TP'er I always celebrate Thanksgiving by having a traditional turkey, traditional stuffing, traditional cranberry sauce and traditional pumpkin pie.
TP'er by no2religion November 25, 2009

TP Treatment 

Means "Tight Pussy"

Like the Too Short lyric- Boy you never had that tp treatment.
Man, last night I finally got some tp treatment.
TP Treatment by Loves tp treatment September 25, 2018