Toast

Dat big man who be long snappin the hoes and drinkin the chocolate milk.
The man with the largest penis in the world.
The ultimate horny nut machine.

Did you see toast showing reilly his 10 inch penis in his car???

by SachWasHere November 14, 2019

Toast

A cutie pie that is a
Dog.

You are so cute toasty woasty

by Kdbsksbak November 15, 2019

Toast

Fuck you all, this is my army and together I shall take them and dominate the world, where all of you degenerates will be fucking dead because I'm dominating the world, so Fuck you. Also, stop eating my people like you're from Attack on Titan you giant ass naked freaks.

The Toast army shall rise and take over the fucking world you degenerates.

by Toastaypartay the 78th March 1, 2020

Toast

A magical food that when you put bread in a toaster it becomes toast and is no longer bread

Person:hey Nate you wanna go get food

Nate: no thanks I would sit in a closet witting music and eating this magical good called toast

by Lonleychild March 14, 2020

Toast

sexual.

“i really brushed my teeth with that toast last night if u know what i mean.”

by okboomerimbigbrain March 19, 2020

Toast

The best food ever also made by toasters

*scion xb breaks down in hot sun *
Awwcrap I’m toast

by Dannydacheeto April 16, 2020

Toast

The period that occurs before the roasting of an individual, to prepare someone to be roasted.

“We’re about to go toast Mike before roasting him for what he did yesterday at the party!”

“if Michael Scott was toasted before roasted, he would’ve accepted the roasting more gracefully.”

by serenityadams December 13, 2019