A woman who neglects her husband/boyfriend, spends more time on her cell phone, on herself, and on her side piece Lover, YET still calls themself a "Wife" for face value, but does nothing a Wife does for her husband. a wife who won't divorce, but won't be a good wife either.
That Brittany Acts Like She's A Great Wife, but her Husband is actually miserable behind closed doors. What a deadbeat Wife!
by theJoker2020 July 08, 2018
A wife so good at her goals she puts to shame all the lesser average wives.
Better than the rest
Proverbs woman on point
Better than the rest
Proverbs woman on point
by CharmingAH March 22, 2017
No officer, there's no basement wife here.
by Stylishxone March 26, 2017
A sexually uninhibited married woman with both the freedom and inclination/desire to enjoy sex with both her husband and other men.
by Belinda November 05, 2004
The terminally deluded woman to whom you were once married that blames your "issues" for all of the woes of her life (even from before the time that you met her) while denying the existance of any issues of her own and while thinking that you might remotely care how lonely she is because she has no friends (because they all got tired of listening to her "non-existant" issues and abandoned her).
I often wonder what my ex-wife was thinking about when the court magistrate legally declared our relationship "irreconsilible" and our marriage "dissolute" because whe certainly wasn't listening to the judgement.
by Aghast February 14, 2008
That person at work (same or opposite sex) that takes the place of your "at home" spouse while you are at work (no sexual relationship is part of this being!) You talk with, connect to, and relate to this person as good as or better than your "at home" spouse with regards to all things work related.
While at the monthly incentive meeting, my work wife, Ryan and I shared an inside joke about how bad our boss' suit was..what the hell was that stain and how did it get there?
by M.E. Baumer April 11, 2006
1) This is the wife that replaced the last wife who replaced the wife before that. Every time you were said I'll never do that shit again.
2) The girl you met at work while trying to work on things with your second wife
3) A woman who has blown your mind in every way and makes it seem like child support and alimony are so worth it.
2) The girl you met at work while trying to work on things with your second wife
3) A woman who has blown your mind in every way and makes it seem like child support and alimony are so worth it.
by hammer6969 November 15, 2009