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1) This is the wife that replaced the last wife who replaced the wife before that. Every time you were said I'll never do that shit again.

2) The girl you met at work while trying to work on things with your second wife

3) A woman who has blown your mind in every way and makes it seem like child support and alimony are so worth it.
While going to school I met my third wife
by hammer6969 November 14, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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