masturbation
originating from the 2006 film "BORAT: Cultural Learnings of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakstan"
originating from the 2006 film "BORAT: Cultural Learnings of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakstan"
by dunkfunk November 12, 2006

A smorgasbord of substances to bring to a party in quantities for everyone to enjoy. Party packs contain lean, molly, Xanax, loud (marijuana), and clean (hard liquor).
Tim: yo Jarob, you brought that party pack.
Jarob: hell yeah dude, some sizurp, Molly, xans. enough for everybody
Jarob: hell yeah dude, some sizurp, Molly, xans. enough for everybody
by Ronnie McSqueezybuns July 3, 2016

A party consisting of several guys in their mid-20s and a moderate amount of girls under the age of 16 conducted for the sole purpose of having intercourse with underage girls.
In this case, stat is short for statutory rape.
In this case, stat is short for statutory rape.
Steve: "I was talking to some of my little sister's friends at the mall yesterday. I think we should have a stat party."
Tim: "Sweet, dude. I'll get some beer."
Tim: "Sweet, dude. I'll get some beer."
by Daniel, Sean, Brian, and Geoff January 7, 2007

The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.
"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"
by userbits March 7, 2010

by whatadickhead August 20, 2016

by Ben Ruth69 January 17, 2019

When a group or organization celebrates your retirement by having a party in your honor & they don’t invite you due to you being a deplorable human being
by Fab Five Freddy February 27, 2021
