teabag tits

A derogatory term used to describe a woman with small flat breasts and big dark wrinkled nipples.

"Mam, Dad have you seen her nextdoor? Old teabag tits is sunbathing topless again"

by da girl nextdoor May 5, 2016

TeenNick tits

breasts on a girl between the ages of 14-18 that are extremely underdeveloped for their age similar to the ones seen on female actresses on TeenNick shows.

Virgin #1) Yo, would you fuck Miranda Cosgrove?
Virgin #2) You mean that bitch from iCarly, fuck no she's got TeenNick tits.

by Jerz 973 June 16, 2010

Tits ahoy

Interj. When one sees a great pair of bazambas / bewbs / mamaries and / or amazing cleavage. Also, a nipple slip. Best said with pirate noises, ie "Rrrrarrrrr!" or "Treaaaaasure!"

Friend 1: Dude, have you seen Nicoline in that itty bitty red top today?
Friend 2: Tits ahoy, bro! Treaaaaasure! *high fives Friend 1*

by Nicnoc November 17, 2010

Hamster Tits

A word created by Bailey Jay on her podcast. Hamster tits are where a person has a wide torso and small tits. Think about what you would get if you put a hamster in a bikini or a bra.

Best current example is:
Rachel Ray

Rachel Ray has Hamster Tits.

by Enickols12 September 29, 2011

tits up

broken; dead in the water, floating

well that project really went tits up.

by Anonymous July 26, 2003

Titusville, NJ

A small town located north of Trenton and south of Lambertville, NJ. The population of deer far outnumbers people in Titusville. Titusville is the site of the famous Christmas night crossing before the Battle of Trenton which turned the tides of the Revolutionary War. If you live in Titusville you may be late to work sometimes because you are stuck behind a tractor, or because the township always plows your roads last. The social scene in Titusville consists of bonfires and running around in Washington Crossing State Park after hours. Don't be alarmed, you may hear fisher cats at night, just keep your chickens in their coup. If you own a pontoon boat, go tubing, like to hang out on the docks or have at one time constructed your own raft and attempted to float it on the Delaware, you are referred to as a "river-rat". If your elementary school is named after a saloon, you know everything about the woods at the end of your neighborhood, and you had one hell of a childhood then raise your beer because you grew up in Titusville.

"Damn, look at the size of that gun, she must be from Titusville, NJ."

by Miss4thofJuly January 6, 2012

Titusville

A city on Florida's Space Coast that was once a booming metropolis, however it was nearly wiped out in the early 90's after the great invasion of the Wal-Mart Supercenter.

Guy 1) Dude, you wanna go have some serious fun tonight

Guy 2) Have you forgotten we live in Titusville

Guy 1) Dammit you're right :(

The two guys proceed to head over to wal-mart where they save lots of money thanks to wal-mart's "Always Low Prices."

by FriendlyNeighborhoodSpiderman1 April 24, 2010