tited

verb.

To become injured by a breast.

It's a wicked titting to trip over a breast & chip your tooth.

She tited him with a slap to the face from her breast.

I really got a tit last night. His nipple poked my eye out.

by Professor Boob October 12, 2012

titted

Outfitted with tits.

She's got a great body. It's not very well titted, but she's fit.

by KingKane August 16, 2009

Titted

The past tense of getting tit (when someone rubs their boobs on you).

Tiffany: "Oh baby I'm going to tit you so hard."
*The next day*
Sam: "Tiffany titted me so hard last night."
Jack: "You go girl!"

by i am hip June 26, 2014

Tinted Windoe

When a white chick fake-tans till she looks like a well done steak.

Look at this ignorant ass tinted windoe.

by Burnt Salad November 18, 2015

Tinted.dice

Worst memes in the world 🚫🧢

Tinted.dice has some of the stupidest reposted memes

by Tinted.window August 2, 2019

Shit-tinted glasses

An antonym of rose-tinted glasses.

To see things through shit-tinted glasses means to look at things in a pessimistic manner, to see something negatively, and/or as worse than it actually was. Shit-tinted glasses is usually brought on by angst, having a particularly shit day, or even sometimes for no reason in particular.

Person 1: Fucking christ, looking back on it, my teachers back in elementary school were assholes.
Person 2 (Person 1's friend and former classmate): Not really. Have you considered the thought that you're looking back into the past through shit-tinted glasses? You were kind of a little shit back then.

by Glennicus August 28, 2020

titted it up

when someone rings you when you're pissed, you don't want to answer, but you do by mistake

(phone rings) girl 1 : its jonny i'll press ingore, oh shit. Hello?
girl 2 : well you titted it up bigstyle, what are you playing at he'll want to come round now!'

by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 8, 2006