by Cancer Edition August 19, 2017
by thatonekidfromTexas February 25, 2021
A place for rednecks and sex offenders to gather in divine love for the one and only true power: HEineken. They fuck all day and eat alligators for tea. Don’t forget to bring your lawnmower and AK-47 lest you be raped and force fed gatorade by a 6 foot tall neck bearded discord mod with self diagnosed autism and malaria
“Hey John we goin to texas or no?”
“fuck no i dont want to be raped and force fed gatorade by a 6 foot tall neck bearded discord mod with self diagnosed autism and malaria“
“fuck no i dont want to be raped and force fed gatorade by a 6 foot tall neck bearded discord mod with self diagnosed autism and malaria“
by sex February 28, 2023
Where the destruction of the U.S educational system started. A state where the Constitution of the United States is nothing but something run over in the rear view mirror of a Mack Pick-Up Truck. Where they got rid of History of the U.S (in Public Schools) and replaced it with religion. Where they forgot about Thomas Jefferson, one of the most important people in the history of the United States of America, and put in John Calvin instead. A place where kids are required to learn about religion, instead of actual history. A state where homophobia runs rampant like a disease. A state where there are no intelligent people.
-"Don't they know anything about sepperation of church and state in Texas?"
-"No, we dropped that shit."
-"But Jefferson wrote in there tha-"
-"Who the fuck is that? Are you sure you dont mean John Calvin?"
-"You're a fucking retard. SECEDE Texas!!"
-"No, we dropped that shit."
-"But Jefferson wrote in there tha-"
-"Who the fuck is that? Are you sure you dont mean John Calvin?"
-"You're a fucking retard. SECEDE Texas!!"
by 00Raiser December 08, 2010
by Adrian September 28, 2006
1.)The southernest of southern states. Where our nation's most clueless president was raised. They act like they are tough but the north kicked their sister-fucking asses in the civil war. They still claim that the confedaracy is still alive, and thier right. They are now members of the KKK and the GOP. Of course you can't be in one without the other. Also after they stole land from Mexico, they get mad at them for trying to make a decent living in the greatest country in the world by stopping imigration
2.)Formerly known as the Lone Star state because nobody wanted them to be part of thier country.
3.)Where Brian Zahn, the gayest white boy on the earth was born
4.)They do make some pretty hot chicks though
2.)Formerly known as the Lone Star state because nobody wanted them to be part of thier country.
3.)Where Brian Zahn, the gayest white boy on the earth was born
4.)They do make some pretty hot chicks though
by Chris March 12, 2005