texas

(adj) Big and dumb

Watch out, that’s a texas wanker.

by vanishingly May 6, 2022

Texas

The place where the meme "hold my beer" is takin' to literal.

Texas...the place where Christmas is summer

by thatonekidfromTexas February 25, 2021

Texas

Texas is the worse state by far. They are banning books from library's that mention being gay or racism. It's horrible. Book's don't hurt people. They are filled with knowledge and ideas. With all the abortion laws and covid rules it is the worst state ever.

"Have you heard about what's going on in Texas?"
"I don't even want to know, Texas is horrifying."

by istatefaxs March 17, 2022

Texas

The only place where you can buy a gun from your local Walmart and get away with is and the only place where bbq is treated as a god and Oklahoma is Texases Ukraine

texas sucks

by Gammerdude December 5, 2022

Texas

Where the destruction of the U.S educational system started. A state where the Constitution of the United States is nothing but something run over in the rear view mirror of a Mack Pick-Up Truck. Where they got rid of History of the U.S (in Public Schools) and replaced it with religion. Where they forgot about Thomas Jefferson, one of the most important people in the history of the United States of America, and put in John Calvin instead. A place where kids are required to learn about religion, instead of actual history. A state where homophobia runs rampant like a disease. A state where there are no intelligent people.

-"Don't they know anything about sepperation of church and state in Texas?"
-"No, we dropped that shit."
-"But Jefferson wrote in there tha-"
-"Who the fuck is that? Are you sure you dont mean John Calvin?"
-"You're a fucking retard. SECEDE Texas!!"

by 00Raiser December 9, 2010

texas

The state of hicks! Sure there are some people that aren't, but they are vastly outnumbered.

Texas. If I could end this example there I would.

by Adrian September 29, 2006

Texas

1.)The southernest of southern states. Where our nation's most clueless president was raised. They act like they are tough but the north kicked their sister-fucking asses in the civil war. They still claim that the confedaracy is still alive, and thier right. They are now members of the KKK and the GOP. Of course you can't be in one without the other. Also after they stole land from Mexico, they get mad at them for trying to make a decent living in the greatest country in the world by stopping imigration

2.)Formerly known as the Lone Star state because nobody wanted them to be part of thier country.

3.)Where Brian Zahn, the gayest white boy on the earth was born

4.)They do make some pretty hot chicks though

Texan: Don't mess with Texas.
Northerner: I belive we already have.

by Chris January 7, 2006