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Tessa-Tess of Tescos

Tessa of tescos is extremely fit and beautiful. She thinks she is a god and expects nothing less than being treated like one. If you get a tessa tess of tescos never let her go! She is very good in bed and loves to be fucked! The kinkier the better! She loves to get chained up in bed.
"Do you see that girl?"
"Damn shes fit, must be a tessa-tess of tescos!"
by dannywillcocks_11111111 May 29, 2022
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Hayden and Tess

Hayden and tess have oral sexbut hayden can't bust so he's a nobody.
Hayden and tess in a car are they naked yes they are.
by Hairy Nipple_6969 March 3, 2024
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Tess

She’s just a bitch and has only like one friend who deep down hates her. She’s just boring. She is trying hard to be funny but she’s not. The worst thing about her is that not only her personality is boring also her looks are boring and ugly…
Look at her she looks so boring and ugly!
She’s a Tess what are you expecting?
by imuncreativeidkbro November 22, 2021
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Tess

First off Tess is a VERY gorgeous girl. She is very kind and sympathetic to others. She also knows how to have a good time. You can always count on Tess for those good memories and long nights. Those lucky enough to have Tess as their friend, loved one, relative, or girlfriend are blessed for a lifetime
(Guy 1) Dude Tess is so ugly

(Guy 2) ikr
by 123458625 June 11, 2022
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Tess

Tess is blonde blue-eyed and funny if you have a friend called Tess then she will be your friend forever. She is loyal and kind.and the number 42 might mean something to her.🙃
Tess is so funny!!!!
Ha ha ha
by Hdbd jgwkwysnzj April 15, 2020
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Tess

Peng - tess
by chupappi July 23, 2022
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Tess G

Tess…Okay so Tess is a lot of things. Her most recognisable trait is probably her intelligence although it annoys her when people call her smart all the time, because she’s more than that, and people don’t notice it. But, yeah she is the smartest girl in your year. She’s a loud mouthed, way too loyal brunette, with freckles, a big smile and blue eyes. There are too many tall people in her year, so she looks short but she’s actually average height. Tess is also really romantic although she tries to hide it. Her biggest flaws are being madly in love with someone after a break up but NEVER contacting them because she’s got more pride than that, and forgetting that’s she’s human. She’s also crazy determined, over competitive and such a great friend. Shell be there for you, whatever the time, because chances are she’s on Pinterest scrolling at 2am or listening to Spotify. She loves languages, reading, writing, music, singing, songwriting, planning her future and writing letters to her ex boyfriends to try and get regret out of her system. It doenst work. If you ever find her, don’t let her go.
Tess G 🩷
by Tessla_xtlg_03 April 12, 2024
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