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Taong ombuds

Prior to this definition: "taong ombuds" didn't really didn't made any sense, due to the lack of direct translation of "Ombudsman" (origin has Old Norse/Scandinavian roots) in Tagalog

1. noun, Singular
A rare, and new kind of Ombudsman of The Republic of The Philippines. This type of ombudsman does a 180° turn in a silly manner and deliberately goes against the primary mandate of his/her office. At first it looks like it's a joke of some sorts, but the fuckin clown is serious.

2. noun Singular
Someone who has one job, but spectacularly fails to do it
Bongga Go: Isa kang taong ombuds.
Sammy: Ano yun?
Bongga Go: Edi wala kang silbi.

Secretary ni Sammy: Malapit na ang bertdey ng taong ombuds.
Officemate ni Sammy: Madaming clown shoes sa Shopee. Yun na lang pa-bertdey natin sa kanya
by Noynoying2012 September 28, 2020
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TAOL

TAOL stands The Assosiation Of Lenders.
It is though to be a secret ring of people subtracting information from the goverment through pressuring of family members and/or close friends.
The ring had never been confirmed, as all people with any information has dissapeared from the surface of earth.
The first member of the ring is believed to be Emerson Lender, whos gravestone was engraved with nothing but his name and the TAOL.
''i'm pretty sure i heard that Lisa was contacted my TAOL''
''Dude be quiet''
''If anyone hears us, we're dead''
by TheAbnormalyOvalLooser October 27, 2020
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taofiq

Aye it's taofiq doing that awesome backglip.
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Taofiq

A boy. Peng and smart. Has the best friends and is very intelligent. Funny.
Good and bad person but recives gods will.
Hi Taofiq
by JefftheninjaGod February 6, 2019
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TAOL

The Association Of Lenders is a secret organisation which had cause multiple dissapearences. People are yet to gather evidence othat this association is real, but through the years many things have pointed at it's existance.
A common storuy is that victims ran away from home, but it is believed that they were contacted by TAOL to share secret goverment files, and refused. Anyone who admitted to knowing the organisation has dissapeared.
The TAOL contacted me
WTF are you doing, now we're both gonna dissapear
by LameOliviaAndTania October 27, 2020
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TAOSAL

Person 1: He engaged in TAOSAL.
Person 2: Which language?
Person 1: Japanese
by Anonym12344351342333421 September 5, 2022
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taonga

Taonga is an amazing friend who is always there for you! Even if you haven't known her long she is still trustworthy. She is pretty and usually has curly hair.
She will never doubt you and she is extremely funny. You and her usually share the best inside jokes!
Taonga is a great friend!

That girl is so much like TaongaKind/generous
by NoName28 May 18, 2018
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