Maldiva syndrome

Maldiva syndrome is where you judge how good a class is based on the damage output on details / recount.

Jacob thinks warrior is the best because of how much damage dekel did on the meters. Dekel is just stat bug abusing, this guy clearly has maldiva syndrome.

by Cman_muncher69xx November 9, 2020

ex's syndrome

when your ex tends to try and correct all of the things they did wrong During the relationship after it's over.

Guy 1: "Dude, she's perfect. Why did you break up with her?"

Guy 2: "Don't buy into that.. she just has ex's syndrome; she wants to get back together, so she's trying to be everything she wasn't before."

by TheOtherExGirl April 13, 2011

Deployment Syndrome

When having a day or a moment when the loneliness of the deployment is overwhelming that you don't want to get out of bed. Or sitting a stop light and you start crying and can't stop because you see the couple in front of you give each other a sweet kiss and wish you could have your loved one beside you. Its an easy way of letting others that you are just DS'ing (deployment syndrome) without having to go into a long story.

Jamie: Is everything ok you are extremely quite tonight?
Lisa: I have been DS'ing (deployment syndrome) today, i'm ok.
Jamie: Aww got ya!

by combatwife November 6, 2010

Jockboy syndrome

1.A male professional athlete that thinks he's hot shit when in reality he's a pussy. Some other characteristics include the constant need to have woman stroke his ego, insecurity, jealousy, and a low IQ.

2. A male or group of male athletes who hide their insecurity by boosting their egos and hanging with the guys while maintaining ultimate douche bag status.

3.Frequently, Springfield Falcon boys.

Hey did you talk to big d today, he's really gotta see someone about that jockboy syndrome.

by Isabellabadbitch June 15, 2016

sUwUicide Syndrome

A level of submissiveness particularly in males that reaches a level of being submissive to even those classified as 'submissive' by doms would be able to top said person in a sexual scenario.

"Bro, it's been getting worse, I think I had sUwUicide syndrome."

"Aw, little sub"

by A Particular Mouse April 30, 2021

Amogus syndrome

Amogus syndrome is when someone sees the crewmate from the 2018 game among us in some random places, such as fire extinguishers and even car tires.

Dude, you're saying amogus to everything. I think you're affected with the Amogus syndrome.

Stop talking about amogus! You look like an Amogus syndrome afflicted person!

Guys, i keep seeing amogus everywhere. I think i have the Amogus syndrome.

by Sayajooj February 22, 2021

Groat's syndrome

A physiological condition that renders the sufferer with profound hyperactivity and spasticity... like after drinking 5 cups of coffee. Possibly named after Hall of Fame baseball player Dick Groat.

This little known disease was brought to the mainstream by a complete episode of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' being devoted to it. We can thank the honorable Larry David for taking a leadership role in bringing awareness to the public so we can raise money to defeat this life-altering disease.

That girl who is playing the piano way too fast and grunts while she's playing must have Groat's syndrome.

Whoa! She just attached the emcee! Yep, she's got it!

by cagedape January 24, 2011