shlong

a funny word for which oneself would use instead of saying dick or wang or penis, usually large and sloppy. it usually is just hangin out and looking shloppy

Lookin' like a fool with your shlong on the ground!

by wtfareyoulookinat April 27, 2010

Shlong sling

Medical apparatus utilized when an individual fractures their phallus. It prevents excessive jostling and also prohibits potentially hazardous turgidity.

Shaniqua rode me so hard I think my dick is broke... I need a shlong sling.

by Jealous McOferrik March 6, 2008

shlongus

man with a slightly bigger "shlong" than average "shlongs"

i'm not watching that porno, that guys shlongus is way to big

by thisguyyy125 August 28, 2010

silondriac

one, or a group of individuals who have unfortunately been turned into walking cheese, typically because of eating to much nonpasturized cheese

why does that man look like spongebob?
hes a silondriac
such a shame
hes ugly

by mrs.renrenlog January 12, 2011

salon hopper

Somebody who goes from salon to salon, or hair-dresser to hair-dresser to get their hair done but complain they don't like it every single time and get their money back so their bum ass never pays for getting their hair done.

Yo did you hear what Kayt does when she has no money to get her hair done? That bitch is a salon hopper!

by Mcama38 January 18, 2014

shlongboarder

A girl who enjoys longboarding almost as much as she enjoys riding a mans penis.

Thotiana is a real shlongboarder

by fiestainabox300 April 14, 2014

salon finish

When you drop your meat and two veg over the edge of the bathroom sink and wash them meticulously...

friend1: "Looks like that girl has her eye in for you mate!"
friend2: "Yeah i know, good thing i had a salon finish before i came out'..."

by LBBH November 13, 2016