swapped yoshi's

Swapped yoshi's is intentionally giving someone a STD, but unintentionally receiving one.

I was planning on giving my ex my herpes, but instead we swapped yoshi's and I got AIDs.

by Apartment 5935 January 18, 2011

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swapping curry

The act of passing brown-tinted semen from the mouth of the felcher to the mouth of the felchee.

Swapping curry is the courteous finale in most European felching circles.

by Silent P August 08, 2008

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Cock Swap

In the event of a cock block where one male cock blocks another male, the blocking male may attempt to steal the opposing male's target and swap the blocked cock with his.
This is usually done out of spite of the blocked male.

Charlie: I totally cock blocked Michael the other day.

Kevin: You should have gone further and cock swapped him.

Charlie: Yeah I should have.......... And... I SHALL!

by lazersintime January 11, 2011

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Face Swap

When two people cut the skin of their face off, trade faces, and jizz on eachother's head so that the face will stick.

"Hey man I'm bored"
"Wanna face swap?"
"Sure, where's your exacto knife?"

by crazymanwithdrumsticks January 27, 2010

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singapore swap

to put your wristwatch and wedding ring on a girls hand while she gives you a hand job therefore looking like you are doing it; a way to get around cheating on your spouse.

wife: you promise you didn't cheat on me on your business trip?
husband: yes, I promise.
(next day at work, after story is told around the office)
husband: no I don't feel bad, thank God for the singapore swap!

by goatcheese June 12, 2004

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