schadenboehner

A feeling of enjoyment that comes from seeing or hearing about the troubles of U.S. Speaker of the House John Boehner that are caused by the antics of the Tea Party wing of the U.S. House of Representatives.

I'm feeling a delightful schadenboehner this afternoon as I read about the Senate deal to end the government shutdown.

by misterrockobscurities October 17, 2013

schacking off

To masturbate for the first time, but not knowing what to to

Damn it jimmy, if you can't figure it out, then don't try schacking off. Its dangerous if you don't know how to do it properly

by illogical philosticist November 29, 2014

Schad-on

An erection of the penis aroused by extreme enjoyment of schadenfreude.

Noun: Schad-on.
Plural Noun: Schad-ons.

I just saw a cyclist fall over at the traffic lights, it gave me a massive schad-on.

by rob260 August 20, 2016

schadenfucked

The joy at seeing someone get screwed by their choices tempered by the realization that you are just as screwed.

I laughed at Trump voters losing their health insurance until I realized I was just as schadenfucked because I was going to lose mine as well.

by Big D 103 January 8, 2017

Schadenfreund

The online object of schadenfreude. A person you don’t unfriend for the sole purpose of having a front row seat to the dumpster fire that is their life. See also frenemie.

“On Facebook, Jenny is my favorite schadenfreund. If ruining ones own life we’re an Olympic event; she’d be investigated for doping”

by CYHBWIJG December 30, 2018

schabarne

Schabarne originates from the term Schamarne, it defines a specifice type of tree. It is very rare, persons can also be called Schabarne if they are really epic. A Schabarne is a guiding person who you can trust and depend on.
Ladies describe a Schabarne person as "Spicy". Also a Schabarne is a very determined and eager person.
Also hes a good gamer, E-Sport level. EPIC

"We could kiss under the Schabarne tree jk.... unless?"
"wow this dude is really Schabarne"
"Arne Schamarne is really epic."

by Goblerino December 20, 2020

Such a Sean

When you are obsessed with pancakes but you never get any of it and always talk about it

Dude don’t be such a Sean around us

by Gamer fun February 9, 2021