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The Crusty Stocking Stuffer

The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.
The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.
by White Feller December 26, 2020
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Turkey Stuffer

When a Virgin male finger bangs a pregnant husky women
Timmy- holy buddy don't tell me you did what I think you did with becky you fucking turkey Stuffer
Eric - how did you know?
by TaintedTaint44 October 14, 2025
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Powder Stuffer

someone who stuffs cocaine in their dick tip, jack off, then snort it up
Donnie: Hey man. You did not just powder stuffer in here???

Johnathan: Hell Yeah man, just try it out
by cunt03! July 31, 2025
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Stephanie stuffer

The act of stuffing a entire hibachi wand up your pussy
That girl loves to get Stephanie stuffer when she leaves the bar
by Stephanie supreme November 18, 2022
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chunk stuffer

A guy who stuff (fucks) a lot of fat chicks.
"Hey did you hear? Tony is a real Chunk stuffer bro."
by LordKek3000 September 21, 2017
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