stroke mag

A porno magazine one might jerk off to

dude all my stroke mag s are all stuck together what have you been doing in here

by whitee April 25, 2006

pussy stroke

A female orgasm resulting in temporary paralysis of 1 or more Labia

I fucked that bitch so hard, I gave her a pussy stroke

Girl, I'm so stressed out...I gave myself a pussy stroke

by Misterhiggy September 20, 2013

car stroke

A guy who goes from dealership to dealership asking for your" best price". Will drive to the end of the fucking planet to save 50 bucks. Thinks he is smarter than everyone else. Time is worth nothing to this fag.

That guy has been to 50 saab dealers, what a fucking car stroke!

by J Wheels January 24, 2008

Broad Stroking

To make a generalization about something.

Mary: So how did your date with Tom go?
Cindy: Terrible! All guys named Tom are crazy!
Mary: Oh Cindy, there you go broad stroking again.

by PH Hammer March 31, 2011

coke stroke

Noun. A common occurrence among aging rock stars who have consumed copious amounts of cocaine, eventually contributing to a stroke.

See also: Ozzy Osbourne, Steven Adler, Eddie Money, Bobby Brown

Look at Eddie Money's bottom lip! He must've had a coke stroke.

Ozzy doesn't speak as coherently since the coke stroke.

by fieldzmusic March 11, 2014

Stroke up

When a gentlemen strokes his penis before sexual intercourse or before take a picture of it.

Hold on. I’m not ready to put it in. Let me stroke up a bit.

I know women love dick pics so I always stroke up before I send one.

by Earth Wind and Taint November 14, 2020

stroke station

Location within a man cave where masturbation is most likely to occur (frequently). Prior to the Internet, it would have been a reclining chair or couch placed within view of the television. Post-Internet, it is definitely in front of a man's man cave computer. Stroke stations are often equipped with lubricant (cleverly hidden or in plain sight), tissues, wastebasket with many, many used tissues, or a simple jizz rag for the more advanced stroker.

Wife: The only sex you're having tonight is by yourself at your stroke station!

by Spacini December 16, 2012