stitches

When someone says something funny and makes you laugh really hard.

"He kept me in stitches with his story"

by Bav August 9, 2006

stretched out

when someone is left unconscious or incapacitated from a severe beating, usually on the ground with arms and legs splayed out.

Fuck with any of my niggas and we'll leave you stretched out on the block.

by thuqs January 23, 2011

stretch

a tall, skinny person. not necessarily weak. used to greet someone.

whats up stretch?

by O&APartyRock December 22, 2010

Stretch Marks

A form of scarring generally associated with pregnancy, obesity, bodybuilding, and — to a lesser extent — puberty. They come about as skin is overstretched, disrupting the normal production of collagen. They first appear as reddish or purplish lines, but tend to gradually fade to a lighter color.
Can appear anywhere on the body skin has been stretched, in males and females. The majority of people have them, but regardless, they cause most people shame and emotional distress. Some people choose to make the best of them and wear them as type of badge of honor.
While lotions and creams haven't been proven to be totally effective in removing stretch marks, they can be removed through surgery. Arm lifts can remove ones on the arm; breast lifts can remove some on the breast; tummy tucks can removed the ones on the stomach and hips; and thigh lifts can remove the ones on the inner thigh. Ones not removed by surgery (i.e.-breasts, butt, back of knees, etc.) can possibly be removed by laser, however; there is no gurantee.

Stretch marks suck :(...but can be removed :)!

by Blue Zebra April 23, 2007

stricher

German slang word for usually gay male prostitute.

Der Junge da geht aufn Strich - er ist ein Stricher.
The boy there walks the streets - hes a Stricher.

by biznisppl December 28, 2005

stretchgasm

Strecthgasm is a combination of two words. Strect and Orgasm.
Stretchgasm is the feeling you get if you wake up in the moring and you stretch. You feel go and your muscles get relaxed. It feels like an orgasm but more on the backside.

Stretching for staying in one spot for a long time.

Person: *strecthes*
Person: Damn what a stretchgasm!

by Jet December 16, 2005

Stretchin'

1. To exaggerate to a great extent.
2. To tell a great lie.

1. - Last night I smoked this blunt, it had to be a ounce.
- Now your stretchin'.
2. - Man I fucked the hottest chick ever last night.
- Man your way too stretchin'.

by Shawn Maglicic December 28, 2005