Man-spreading

What men do to keep from hurting their balls. This act gets some women annoyed.

I'm sorry ladies for man-spreading but if I don't I will never be able to have a kid.

Man-spreading by Trashist January 12, 2017

Steaming Genie 

When a guy is doing a chick up the ass, right after he blows his load, she yells "Make a wish, bitch!" and blows out a mist of cum and shit all over him.

He was stunned when she said she wanted anal, but even more so when the screw ended up with a Steaming Genie.

Steaming Genie by Anlah Halle Aislynne Ozone January 16, 2009

Screaming Indian 

When a man is having vaginal sex doggy style then pulls out and shoves it in her ass causing her to scream while simultaneously putting his hand over the woman's mouth moving it back and forth to create the sound of a indian war cry

The first time I gave a Screaming Indian my neighbors called the cops

Screaming Indian by cmdr. Johnson September 8, 2005

screaming abdabs 

1. extreme anxiety or nervousness
2. one of the early names used by the band that would become Pink Floyd

I'm sure Syd had a case of the screaming abdabs when he found out he was being kicked out of the band.

screaming abdabs by TzeraFNX May 23, 2008

screaming seagull 

While having sex on a beach, you remove your weiner and dip it in the sand. Then you reinsert. The result is a screaming seagull.

She loved that screaming seagull I gave her.

screaming seagull by Rawdog Rich September 1, 2008

i'm screaming 

A typical Tumblr/meme-based reply by somebody exaggerating their apparent amusement towards the post in question. Most often used by the same morons that happily and unashamedly use the term 'bae' in normal conversation.

'Family Guy quote that's been posted ad nauseam'

"I'm screaming!"

i'm screaming by mikejb7777 September 3, 2015

screaming richard 

The act of shitting in a tube sock, microwaving it for 25-30 for a luke warm effect, then proceeding to strike someone in the face with said sock

Father: Son, i'm very disappointed in you. for your punishment, i'm gonna give you a screaming richard!

Son: No papa!! you ate mexican last night!!!

screaming richard by nicksammyles February 7, 2009