dick straw

Dick straw is someone who sucks the happiness out of you because they're such a dick. Also known as someone who can give amazing head.

1.I'm never talking to Dick straw again

2. I'm going to hook up with dick straw tonight.

by Goldenkitty April 4, 2017

Straw Johnny

To pass ones supply of alcoholic beverages to ones friend of like minded family member.

'Oye! pass me a beer'
'Say it properly'
'Okay, straw Johnny'
'Here you are'

by Mister_Leeb October 15, 2008

Life Straw

When you’re getting a blow job and you cum but she keeps sucking then your penis turns into a life straw

Bro last night she sucked the life out of your life straw.

by Parky Sparky January 31, 2019

Sour straw

A gay mans penis

Mike: Did you see the video of the man calling a rainbow candy dildo a sour straw
Chad: yea it was funny asf

by Dudodo March 19, 2019

Straw Slobbin

Straw Slobbing is when you are drinking with a straw and you put your whole mouth down the straw and suck the drink up the straw all the way to your throat.

Yo guys Calvin's Straw Slobbin his drink to his throat

by Milkman210 November 23, 2018

chode straw

A ring-like (or straw-like) circular object that resembles a chode by being girthier than it is long

You could say that onion rings are chode straws

by Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh August 30, 2021

First straw

A minor inconvenience. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“Oops. Just spilt some coffee on my copy of the morning memo. I guess that’s the first straw.”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009