stained

Refers to being completely hammered. Generally someone is stained if they deny being drunk at all but are completely gassed. Derived from shit-stained.

Dave, exams are done,you wanna get stained?

by jakester17 March 2, 2008

Red Orchestra: Heroes Of Stalingrad

The sequel to Red Orchestra Ostfront 41-45. It's a tactical WWII fps that focuses heavy on realism. Utilizing the Unreal 3 engine. This time around the game will focus on the epic and bloody battle of Stalingrad. It features a single player campaign from both German and Soviet perspective. The first fps that will allow you to play a single player mode as a German soldier. Expect many additional coop and multiplayer modes. The game is do out sometime in 2010.

Red Orchestra: Heroes of Stalingrad is going to be the best WWII fps ever created.

by Agenda_Suicide October 2, 2009

Shit stained keyboard

When your partner sits on the computer keyboard while giving you oral sex and shits on your computer.

Oh dude your mom left the worst shit stained keyboard last night.

by Fasal Ahad November 10, 2006

Shit-Stained Balls

When a bitch ass mother fucker fucks his stupid bitch so fucking hard in the pussy from behind so that his hairy fucking atrocity of a ball sack slams violently into her filthy, hairy asshole resulting in large amounts of her shit spraying in all directions, covering the fucking bitch shit cock ass mother fucking cocksucker's nut sack in a thick layer of shit, most likely due to the fact that the stupid slut probably forgot to wipe her fucking bitch ass cunt whore pussy licking fucktard asshole last time she took an almighty shit.

"Last night i ambushed my girlfriend in the bathroom while she was taking a hearty shit and proceeded to fuck her from behind, and i ended up with shit-stained balls.

by Big-Titted Dreamboat July 17, 2011

Spelling Stalin

Someone who is obsessed with the correct spelling of any and all words.

Me: Wut teh fuc?
Josh: NO! NOT "wut"! Its W-H-A-T, and not "teh", it is spelled T-H-E! And fuck is not spelled "fuc"!
Me: Wow. What a spelling stalin

by -KMG- November 22, 2010

stalinites

Modern foot soldiers of Marxist ideologies that burn, pillage, loot and attack everything that offends their world view

We should avoid that crowd of stalinites that is burning down that statue.

by Ofashea October 6, 2020

poo-stained man pole

a very very shitty dick. often required after fucking a chick in the ass.

After I was done fucking Marie in the asshole, i had a poo-stained man pole.

by NICKOHYEAH1111 December 3, 2007