stacheitory

When a grown man attempts to grow a mustache, but the end result resembles what appears on the upper lip of a prepubescent teen (male or female).

The the patchy tufts of hair hair growing on Danny’s upper lip formed a perfect stacheitory.

by Five-high-guy June 5, 2021

Stachyballs

The process and after affect of ball rubbing, Usually done with two or more people. Swollen and may be bleeding.

"Broooo dude your balls be real stachy." "May we have stachy balls together?" " I love your stachyballs!"

by Ballsatchlers June 22, 2022

stache lash

A whisker from a mustache.

I got a stache lash in my mouth when we kissed so I broke up with him.

by theplace October 28, 2022

critical stache

the point in which you can't go any longer without shaving.

Man oh man, i think Ulysses hit critical stache a couple days ago. I don't know why he doesn't shave already.

by handsoftorgo November 3, 2008

Crack-stache

A type of heavy mustache cause by too much drug use.

"Look at Jon's Crack-stache!"
"I know, its so thick! He'd better shave that thing, it looks like a friggen ferret."
"And he should stop smoking pot."

by Not_To_Be_Named March 3, 2009

sneak-stache

A whispy thing of a moustache, common on teenaged boys. Often considered highly unattractive.

GO STARE AT TEENAGED BOYS PUBERTY-PRONE FACES. The sneak-stache will be evident.

by PorcelainBitch June 29, 2009

V-Stache

When a female grows her pubes and grooms them in the shape of a male mustache. Therefore giving her a vaginal mustache, hence V-Stache.

"My V-Stache itches."

"EW, get your cum out of my V-Stache!"

"My girlfriend has a V-Stache, it intimidates me..."

"My boyfriend likes to wear my V-Stache heheheh!"

by Suzybean March 2, 2012