When a grown man attempts to grow a mustache, but the end result resembles what appears on the upper lip of a prepubescent teen (male or female).
by Five-high-guy June 5, 2021
Get the stacheitory mug.The process and after affect of ball rubbing, Usually done with two or more people. Swollen and may be bleeding.
"Broooo dude your balls be real stachy." "May we have stachy balls together?" " I love your stachyballs!"
by Ballsatchlers June 22, 2022
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by theplace October 28, 2022
Get the stache lash mug.Man oh man, i think Ulysses hit critical stache a couple days ago. I don't know why he doesn't shave already.
by handsoftorgo November 3, 2008
Get the critical stache mug."Look at Jon's Crack-stache!"
"I know, its so thick! He'd better shave that thing, it looks like a friggen ferret."
"And he should stop smoking pot."
"I know, its so thick! He'd better shave that thing, it looks like a friggen ferret."
"And he should stop smoking pot."
by Not_To_Be_Named March 3, 2009
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Get the sneak-stache mug.When a female grows her pubes and grooms them in the shape of a male mustache. Therefore giving her a vaginal mustache, hence V-Stache.
"My V-Stache itches."
"EW, get your cum out of my V-Stache!"
"My girlfriend has a V-Stache, it intimidates me..."
"My boyfriend likes to wear my V-Stache heheheh!"
"EW, get your cum out of my V-Stache!"
"My girlfriend has a V-Stache, it intimidates me..."
"My boyfriend likes to wear my V-Stache heheheh!"
by Suzybean March 2, 2012
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