scurf

The real definition of a scurf is someone who farts in the bathtub and smells the bubbles when they rise and burst. Or a verb ti describe the action.

Man, that guy is a real scurf!
I was scurfing as I was bathing last night.

by Jump the shark February 23, 2009

smurfnurblin

To be depressingly aroused; an extreme desire for sexual satisfaction that results in a bout of anxiety.

"Kerrrrrrry...Smuuurfnurblin..." cried Daniel.

by Kevin Rychel October 12, 2004

smurfism

racism towards blue people.

I feel smurfism towards the blue characters in the new feature film Avatar.

by EGSqueegy February 15, 2010

bang em smurf

former g unit member who now has beef with all current members of g unit.he also rolls with domination

bang em smurf ripped 50

by DROOPY November 27, 2004

go get smurfed

To tell someone to go to sleep and wake up by getting whacked across the face by a penis.

Smokey: To hell with you!
Smokeys lil bro: Go get smurfed!

by Smokeys lil bro January 30, 2005

shadow smurf

black midget

that shadow smurf loves fried chicken

by Nakattack December 9, 2010

choke the smurf

slang for masturbation, or wanking if you're normal (english)

Hmmm, I am bored. I think i'll choke the smurf

by Chris the Jebend May 8, 2008