spud cakes

Male ejaculant

joe: Tom were you making spud cakes last night i tried to call you
tom: i was with my girlfriend and she milked me for all im worth

by Mcfiend March 03, 2014

Spud Special

When a very deep connection occurs between a male and a female, the pair snuggle naked and enter a new psychedelic emotional state, involving heavy levels of communication and no sexual penetration.

Me and the bees went out to da club on thursday. Met this girl I knew she was the one so I sealed it with a Spud Special.

by Spud Special May 30, 2014

Spud Juggler

A Spud Juggler is someone who is always playing with testicles, this also implies that they are having sex with men!

It can be aimed at both males and females!

Ash- Remember that James from high school?

Andy - Yeah! He was a right Spud Juggler him...

-or-

Ash - I always see Gemma with different men!

Scott - Yeah me too, she is a right Spud Juggler!

by JuiceBox23 May 14, 2009

rusty spud

A shit covered dick.

While using lube from the porta potty I looked down to realize I had a rusty spud.

by CheeseChucker December 02, 2015

spuds puds

a friend called spuds testicles

"hey look spuds playing with his puds"

by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 08, 2003

Spuds deep

During coitus, to have ones phallus inside the young lady as far as it will go.

"I say Frobisher old chap, I spent a delightful evening with Marjorie last night, and to top it off I was spuds deep by 11pm"

by Cooked Sock April 21, 2010

The Spud Run

To complete a round trip to a food outlet such as a tuckshop/canteen/subway/pizza hut/dominos/donut king/mcdonalds/milk bar/corner store/grocery shop/chinese takeaway outlet or a cheese factory.

I'm going on a spud run to the tuckshop, i'll be back in time to beat up some little kids.

by Smavie April 05, 2004