sports mcgee

a giant faggot that thinks hes good at sports usually named joe

ex. "oh im such a baller"

"no you're a sports mcgee"

by Drewb_ January 8, 2014

Sports Cock

A streamlined penis that inflates when needed.

Steve: Dave you're dick is real small.
Dave: Nah mate, it's just a sports cock.

by Kazer72 July 8, 2016

Sportstop

A fictitious position on a sports team, invoked as a way to playfully mock others who are ignorant of whichever sport you happen to be discussing, with the target of this jest usually attempting to hide this fact. Name reminiscent of the "shortstop" position in baseball, which is a position that laymen to the sport have heard in general conversation, but likewise often times cannot visualize or describe.

Chuckford: "He was acting like a real know-it-all about the game, but a lot of what he was saying didn't seem to make sense."

Rastafarian Billy: "Did you ask him if he thought the guy playing sportstop was pushing it too wide?"

Chuckford: "Yes... and he agreed."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

BRUSSEL SPROUTS >:0

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mum: eat your BRUSSEL SPROUTS >:0
me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo

by DarkMuffin666 August 6, 2020

Pig of the spots

The spottiest of the spots, who likes to pick

"I'm on my period and I'm pig of the spots"

by piggypigpogs May 11, 2009

indie sportster

Pretty much an indie hipster who enjoys outdoor sports. They still have the style and the attitude but they wake up on Saturday mornings to go biking or hiking or kayaking...

Natives are usually in San Francisco or Seattle - rarely see them in New York.

"Terence is such an indie sportster - with those ironic sideburns and that hunger for the wilderness"

by Tumansky March 23, 2008

sports entertainment

The biggest curse word for people who are fans of professional wrestling (TNA, ROH, indy promotions).

Fan #1: "I've been watching sports entertainment for twenty years."

Fan #2: "Sports entertainment has only existed a few years, fucktard. Why don't you watch some actual professional wrestling?"

by Kain August 7, 2005