A delicious alternative to the bush taco, wherein a solid and juicy shit is spread on bread, toast or eaten with carrots and celery. Intense vommiting may follow.
I have a piece of bread but I have no peanut butter. I do however have anal spread, well I will in about 5 minutes.
by esparagus partridge October 21, 2009
Get the anal spreadmug. "oh man, look at that hot chick!", said Brad, "yeah, id spread her crow." said Dan, "I love spreading crow!".
by CrowTime December 15, 2011
Get the Spreading Crowmug. by MyDadTedSpreadsInBed May 12, 2020
Get the Ted Spreadingmug. Why should some hot model have to work? She just has to meet some rich fool and do the ol 'spread & wed.'
by Skizzy Wydd November 5, 2020
Get the spread & wedmug. by belogicless September 29, 2020
Get the Spread Butchermug. (v)
1. to flirt heavily with multiple people in the same social setting, usually with the intention of getting some
2. to get with many bitches
1. to flirt heavily with multiple people in the same social setting, usually with the intention of getting some
2. to get with many bitches
David hates dancing, but went to the club anyway purely to spread sauce.
Kyle always lifts before going out because it increases his sauce-spreading ability.
Sam spreads sauce vicariously by assisting Dave in his romantic endeavors.
Though he never makes an effort to, Fernando still spreads sauce like Kobe fucking Bryant.
Though Daniel often thinks he is spreading sauce, he is actually embarrassing himself.
Kyle always lifts before going out because it increases his sauce-spreading ability.
Sam spreads sauce vicariously by assisting Dave in his romantic endeavors.
Though he never makes an effort to, Fernando still spreads sauce like Kobe fucking Bryant.
Though Daniel often thinks he is spreading sauce, he is actually embarrassing himself.
by Bear123454321 May 20, 2011
Get the spread saucemug. A sex position where the woman is up on her hands and legs with back facing the floor (similar to "crab walk")with spread legs while a man thrusts on his knees.
by GoobSnatch August 12, 2017
Get the Spread Lobstermug.