Spreading Crow

Spreading Crow is firmly spreading a hot babes ass cheeks and pounding her pooper.

"oh man, look at that hot chick!", said Brad, "yeah, id spread her crow." said Dan, "I love spreading crow!".

by CrowTime December 15, 2011

anal spread

A delicious alternative to the bush taco, wherein a solid and juicy shit is spread on bread, toast or eaten with carrots and celery. Intense vommiting may follow.

I have a piece of bread but I have no peanut butter. I do however have anal spread, well I will in about 5 minutes.

by esparagus partridge October 21, 2009

spreading the goose

Spreading your vagina on a Twich stream.

Dude, she was totally spreading the goose to increase subs. She'll make partner for sure!

by 2dFx October 16, 2018

Spreading PeanutButter

When you're going to have anal but you spread the cheeks and there's shit between them.

{Guy 1} My girl was Spreading PeanutButter last night it was gross.

{Guy2} That's hot.

by Supreme meme tean April 26, 2016

windmill spread

A deviant act that has most of the events of an eskimo trebuchet, but with a few shit twists. A windmill spread is where the man puts his dick between his legs and is being sucked off from behind, but then sharts all over the face of the blow-jobber. He then rubs his Peter all over their shart-ridden face, coating his cock in the slippery shit, before finally spreading flecks of squit into the air by willy-windmilling for the blow-jobber to catch in their gob.

"Jeremy made me a windmill spread last night after he got squits from that dodgy takeaway down the lower end of the High Street. I've got lockjaw now, but I'm still one lucky lady."

by Leper96 October 21, 2019

spread sauce

(v)

1. to flirt heavily with multiple people in the same social setting, usually with the intention of getting some

2. to get with many bitches

David hates dancing, but went to the club anyway purely to spread sauce.

Kyle always lifts before going out because it increases his sauce-spreading ability.

Sam spreads sauce vicariously by assisting Dave in his romantic endeavors.

Though he never makes an effort to, Fernando still spreads sauce like Kobe fucking Bryant.

Though Daniel often thinks he is spreading sauce, he is actually embarrassing himself.

by Bear123454321 May 20, 2011

Spread Butcher

The action of a person displaying their rusty sheriffs badge, legs agape.

Shazza round got me going when she lay spread butcher at the club last weekend

by belogicless September 29, 2020