Shooting

The act of injecting drugs, most often crystal meth or heroin, straight into a person's vein for an instant rush of euphoria followed by hours of pain and self loathing.

Girl 1: did you see our English teacher's arm today when he pulled his sleeves to in class? The veins were all bruised up and had bulges.

Girl 2: yeah, Well hello. I told you that one of the guys in our class went to his office during lunch and caught him shooting meth and jacking off.

by Pollito_805 August 16, 2018

Spooning

Dick hard on the butt, titty in your hand, kiss her neck, hell yeah.

Guy: I went spooning with my wife last night
Shopper: really?
Guy: hell yeah
Shopper: hell yeah

by nichosal December 20, 2013

Spooning

A form of affection between a couple. Where the man lays front to back with the girl. They fit together like spoons.

Kevin and Michelle spooned all night!

by Jeff K October 2, 2002

Plaxidental Shooting

Definition 1: When you shoot yourself in the thigh on accident, most cases occur in clubs.
Definition 2: When your dumb ass star super bow reciever gets locked up for 2 years because he shot himself.

Did you hear? Vontae shot himself. Well I guess it was a plaxidental shooting.

by fkiczula November 28, 2011

phone spooning

Basically, when you are on the phone with a loved one and you have no way of getting to them, you phone spoon. You cuddle up next to your phone, put it on speaker, and spoon it. It's a very efficient way of expressing love for your girlfriend/boyfriend. You can talk and feel comfortable without being seen. If it doesn't feel the same, you can put your phone into a body pillow and phone spoon that way.

Also if you have a secret admirer, you don't have to be embarrassed of phone spooning them because they will never know!

Hey Tony Lu, do you want to have some fun phone spooning with me?

by ohhaytonylulu November 9, 2012

Pillow Spooning

The act of spooning with a girl that you want to have sex with. Instead of having sex you try and fight the urge by placing a pillow between you two. It is also called the S&L!

"Last night, I hecka wanted to bang this chick and all we ended up doing was pillow spooning till like 6 am"

by Keith the nice hotel worker May 3, 2014

Shooting Blanks

Obvious consequence of a vasectomy. Plenty of cum, but babies have been removed.

Silly girlfriend thinks our baby will win a wedding ring. So I will enjoy the nightly bareback rides and keep shooting blanks by keeping my vasectomy secret.

by Vulgar Skunk May 18, 2017