splurging

The act of cuming. Ejaculation.

"Omg Becky, I'm splurging on your face"

by Jason Pohl July 22, 2006

spurter

A sexy young gorgeous babe

by Alice Keymer June 7, 2003

splirt

To Leave

Ah Shit, the police...i'm about to splirt still.

by Dave Fashanu April 12, 2004

Splur

To have many.

She had a splur of babies

by bear5676 January 6, 2017

Girth Spurt

A horizontal growth spurt brought on by the copious consumption of fast food, twinkies or beer, in conjunction with prolific television use.

"Man, this pitcher of beer sure hits the spot after all those chicken wings. better prepare for a girth spurt by loosening the old belt before I settle in for the double header!"

by Conrad January 15, 2005

splutted

To be hit in the face with a pie.

Garfield-"What does splutted mean?"
Pie hits him in face.
"Oh. Splutted"
Season 1 episode 7 Garfield and Friends

by Sneaky Cheeks March 14, 2019

Post-Spurtum Depression

Usually occurs within 3 to 4 days post-coitus.

Its when reality dawns on your and you realize you should have wore a condom, or a better quality one.

Treatment includes stairs, and Captain Falcon.

Joe: Dude whats wrong?
Neil: I'm going through post-spurtum depression.
Joe: you need stairs, man...

by Arakzinul January 11, 2010