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spluge monkey

Is someone who has a fetish of playing with cum after the act of intercourse, preferably throwing at random passing strangers.
Dude, I was walking home from work and your mom was being a total spluge monkey. I am still cleaning my jacket!
by TheManWhoDefinedSplugeMonkey November 24, 2015
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Splunge

Splunge, there is really no other definition for it.
Slpunge is for Splunge
by CrankyWhoreBitchLickerAndEater January 17, 2004
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spludgercide

To commit suicide by releasing a "nutty slack" from your behind, before baking it with soy sauce for 20 mins at gas mark 6. once this is done, the baked log is pushing down the throat into the windpipe, and a cocktail umbrella is placed in the mouth before loss of conciousness
she committed spludgercide, it was a horrible death
by Bob January 7, 2004
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splorgeous

someone or something that is overly gorgeous. Super lovely gorgeous
My girlfriend is splorgeous
by Adam The Bloke May 27, 2007
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Spluge

Spluge is a multifaceted individual, known to many as a dedicated and passionate member of the Sparc Mac Twitch community. As a trusted moderator and Discord admin, he plays a pivotal role in maintaining a welcoming and fun environment for viewers and fans. Beyond his digital responsibilities, Spluge has a unique blend of interests that set him apart. When he's not busy moderating chats and ensuring smooth Discord interactions, he indulges in his love for beer, often sharing his favorite brews with his online friends while they chat about various topics, from gaming strategies to the latest trending memes. However, one aspect of Spluge's life that is both humorous and endearing is his penchant for light-hearted banter, particularly when it comes to cheeky discussions about male anatomy, adding a dash of playful humor to his online persona.

Despite his online antics, Spluge harbors a more personal side, as he secretly nurtures a crush on a girl named Vevisk. This unrequited affection adds a layer of vulnerability to his otherwise robust online presence, showcasing that even behind the mod and admin duties, there's a genuine and emotional person who navigates the complexities of digital communities while navigating matters of the heart. Spluge's unique combination of interests, from his love for beer and trains to his playful banter and unspoken crush, make him a memorable figure in the world of Twitch moderation and Discord administration.
Spluge, the dedicated Twitch mod and Discord admin, often enjoys cracking jokes about male genitalia during his lively online banter sessions.
by SparcMac Discord September 5, 2023
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splurged

intoxicated to the point of incapacitation
i cant move my legs. i am totally splurged.
by jon November 27, 2004
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splerge

a word used to describe a man spewing onto a womans face. also used as in go crazy with hookers
he splerged onto her face.
he splerged on all those hookers
by willdude November 23, 2004
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