smooning

a little smooching while spooning.

My boy and I tried to watch some tv, but we ended up smooning on the couch.

by gottahavfaith January 29, 2007

spleening

the act of fisting to reach the spleen for sexual gradification from the rush of fresh blood cells

i passed out from spleening last night

by hand in fist June 1, 2013

Rude Spooning

To partake in sexual intercourse whilst in the general spoonage position. It is also known as the Lazy Missionary Position.

Collins likes rude spooning

by Frank Fitzveg December 24, 2007

spooning

the most intense ninja fight you can have with a spoon.

Cam and Sam and an intense spooning session .... Cam had bruises

by !@#%$@%$@# January 29, 2009

spooning out

this term is used for when u r stoned or pilled up.

If u were to halucinate then u would be spooning out.

" hey im spooning out "

by Luke April 19, 2004

Short spooning

When feeding an infant/toddler and the child shuts their mouth before the spoon gets all the way in. This typcally results in food being left all over themselves and whom ever is feeding them.

Mom: What happened?!?! There's baby food every where!

Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.

OR

Mom: why is there food all over Junior?

Dad: He short spooned me

by k. jordan February 25, 2009

Anti-spooning

The act of where two people in a bed either are facing each other or facing away from each other so as to not be able to spoon.

Come on face the other way we can't spoon when you're facing me. Why do you want to be anti-spooning?

by Salvatore1 March 26, 2011