Slokey

The state of being when a person is tired which causes them to be irritable.

(e.g. the time after one has awakened but but before one has gotten their coffee)

I'm feeling slokey today

Man, you're acting really slokey. You need some coffee ASAP

by Donnysdefinitions April 22, 2018

splod

A type of fungi that tastes like chicken. It is found in the high mountain areas of New Zealand. Common dessert of the Wilderpeople.

It was a splod. A ganky mess.

by BLOBBY JENKINSSSSSSS March 20, 2018

Sploben

When there is someone you like but do not know what it is that makes you like that person.

“I do not know what it is about her but I like her.”

“She has sploben dude!”

by LeviBTx March 16, 2019

Seloka

A guy that sits and develops mobile apps. Doesn't speak much

Who is the quiet dude over there developing a new mobile app? Seloka

by thewizardishere2 April 18, 2019

Splock

When you block someone while in the middle of an argument or spazzing on them

Ugh!!! He’s so annoying I’m gonna splock him!

by Splockbitch69 August 8, 2020

Splof

Other word for splif

dave can i have some on that splof

by Casno15 December 1, 2020

Sploded

To experience intense emotion that causes both an explosive and implosive reaction simultaneously.

Boy: "Are you okay? When I gave you that present you just sat there and let out a long singular scream without moving."
Girl: "Yeah, I just fully sploded because it's so precious!"

by TheConvivialLord January 20, 2021