sploffage

The spare paper cuttings of paper after cutting something out of it

I was cutting a piece of paper one day, and sploffage was all over the table.

by Arti Hali November 8, 2005

Spliffwizard

the wizard of rollin spliff's

she is an Ingenious Spliffwizard

by e April 21, 2005

Spaff

To ejaculate, usually into or onto something (more than likely an innanimate object)

Id love to spaff in that kettle.

Ill happily spaff on that bints toast.

by Big-OH January 23, 2009

Hippie Spliff

a cardboard toilet paper roll stuffed with dryer sheets. used to blow danky smoke into to conceal the smell and makes your room smell like dryer sheets instead of dank nuggets

hey man blow that into the hippie spliff, i dont want my room to smell dank

by smokeganjaratm March 21, 2009

spaff mining

what someone does after fucking with out a condom and does not want a sprog so they finger out all the spaff and eat it. you can practcie on a nice juicy creame egg

james: i was spaff mining in some minger last night as i didnt want to have to pay child support

by dave February 21, 2005

Spaffle

A random word that is used as a random word when someone asks you to say a random word

Spaffle,(Spaf-ul) "say a random word"

"Spaffle"

by Alex Turb April 21, 2007

spliffed

Too point out that the price that someone is asking for an object on an internet "buy/sell/trade forum is unreasonably high.

So over the past few months there's been a new term, spliffed, arise on the buy/sell/trade forum here at *****. It refers to when someone wants to sell their computer and prices it far to high. Spliff comes buy and rips the post to shreds and explains what a more reasonable price should be. The seller can now be refered to as being "spliffed"

by Spliffy October 23, 2007