Sperm Sock

1: When your out of stuff to clean your mess after you masturbate, you go to the laundry basket and get a sock to clean it up, or if your in a bathroom and your out of toilet paper.

2: Put the sock on your penis and proceed to masturbate. It will soak it all up and you wont have to clean up. And you can add lotion for extra pleasure.

3: Vagina

1: Person 1: shit dude last night i was lonely as fuck so i jacked off for a on the toilet. i then found out i had no TP so i took off my sock and cleaned up with that.

Person 2: EWW SPERM SOCK

2: Person 1: hey do you wanna know a cool way to jack off? put lotion in a sock and use that.

Person 2: wtf?

3: Person 1: my dick was cold so i used my gf as a sperm sock.

by wowtf June 22, 2010

sperm burping gutter slut

one who accepts ejaculation often enough burp

your mother told me your grandmother is a regular sperm burping gutter slut, bitch

by Anonymous November 29, 2002

sperm cannon

a synonym for penis; a term describing the male member at the point of sexual climax...ohhhhh yea

Whoa! Did you see all of that jizz that shot out of his sperm cannon? That was INTENSE!

by captain shickadance May 22, 2011

sperm biscuit

a small tissue or wad of toilet paper used by a woman to wipe up leakage from her vagina after sex. Commonly found dried up bedside and appear similar to a biscuit in size and shape. Also, commonly crunchy and stiff.

susan routinely leaves sperm biscuits scattered about her bedroom

by D. hoff March 16, 2004

sperm torpedo

When your in the hot tub with a girl and shoot your load at her.

HAHA bitch I sperm torpedo'd your ass!

by MlKE HAVVK May 31, 2007

Sperm Donor

A Father or a dead beat dad.

My Sperm Donor hadn't spoken to me since i was 5, and now im 25.

by Jazzy09 June 18, 2009

Sperm Burn

The effect where one put's one's hand in a recently ejaculated pool of sperm on a bed and reacts wildly due to the sudden sensory effect of the unexpected damp.

Person A: AAAAAH (waves hand wildly)

Person B: Dude, what the fuck?

Person A: I just got sperm burned from your jizz, asshole.

by Mack Daddy Mark Morrison February 24, 2010