spunker

Close friend or confidante, favoured aquaintance.

Dy'a fancy a pint me old spunker ?

by Mark_Desmo April 28, 2008

Ass Speelonker

A butt pirate.

Chuck is a real butt-fucking ass speelonker!

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

Spunker

Functional male genitalia

Jarryd (whips out his spunker)
Gerald - Jesus Jarryd that's a big spunker

by Harrydon September 12, 2022

sticky spelunking

When you ejaculate into a pussy, and the bitch wants more; so you do some sticky spelunking.
When you finish nutting, and round two comes around without her cleaning up, so you have to fuck with the cum inside.
Spelunking means 'exploring a cave'.

"That pussy was fresh and unique;until I nutted, but she wanted some more; so I prepared for round two by doing some sticky spelunking".

by ifinnabus May 24, 2017

Guy Spelunky

The main protagonist of the hit indie rogue-like from 2008, Spelunky. He is a brave adventurer who dives into the depths below to stop Olmec's Curse and collect all of the treasure. He also reappears in HD quality in the hit game Spelunky HD, and makes his most recent appearance as an older man in Spelunky 2 from 2020.

Johnny: What character should I play as in Spelunky HD?
Alex: Guy Spelunky

by LABNINJA231 March 5, 2022

Splinker

The near mythical combination of spud-unloading coupled with a timely number two .

Splinker i.e. a simultaneous wank and shit

by Candy Devine July 21, 2008

splunker

when a man (or a woman) stand over another woman (or man with big ass titties) and shit in between her/his cleavage.

Joey Nurnberg loves to give Peter Petis Splunkers.

by rayzizal May 8, 2004