A guy receives a spaghetti dick after having sex with a girl on her period. After cumming, his now flaccid dick resembles a noodle and the girl's period blood resembles the spaghetti sauce.
Amy: "Baby, I want to have sex."
Brad: "Aren't you on your period?"
Amy: "Yeah so? We can still have sex on my period."
Brad: "Eww no I don't want a spaghetti dick."
Brad: "Aren't you on your period?"
Amy: "Yeah so? We can still have sex on my period."
Brad: "Eww no I don't want a spaghetti dick."
by SakuraF June 23, 2016
Get the Spaghetti Dick mug.A "spaghetti special" is defined as a sexual act consisting of a gangbang in which none of the males are able to get an erection. All of the males thereby have a flaccid penis like a bunch of cooked spaghetti.
Poor Miranda! She was all excited to be the focus of that gangbang last night but none of the 8 guys could get hard. Turned into a real spaghetti special!
by Funforme6789 July 28, 2016
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When you lose your interest in sex after eating a significant amount of pasta; you're too full to perform.
Sid and Nancy were sexting each other all day, but after Nancy hoarked down a trough of fettuccine alfredo, Sid once again fell victim to the dreaded spaghetti cockblock.
by Globaloney September 13, 2016
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Get the Spaghetti Chain mug.You get saughton when you see a person who is really not attractive to you and your penis gets dry as hell.
Like so dry that it starts hurting you.
You can get horny or saughton, but never at the same time.
Like so dry that it starts hurting you.
You can get horny or saughton, but never at the same time.
Like in „Omg this guy fucked me last week, he was really cute, but also very saughton and his dick felt bloody cold“
by Edgar & Anton July 8, 2022
Get the saughton mug.When you act like you're bad at something to give your opponent hope, and then you butcher them at the last minute.
"man that was a successful operation spaghetti"
"Dude those guys operation spaghettied us hardcore!"
"Dude those guys operation spaghettied us hardcore!"
by Anthony Backflip May 7, 2019
Get the Operation Spaghetti mug.John: I just had some mint spaghetti and now the beans are talking to me.
James: You fucking what?
John: MINT.
James: This is why we don’t talk anymore.
James: You fucking what?
John: MINT.
James: This is why we don’t talk anymore.
by Mint Spaghetti October 26, 2019
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