sobeet

Someone who is very dumb

Sobeet but he so dumb

by paddy26 November 11, 2018

sober hang

a sober hang is a hang-out or catch-up with an individual that you met whilst drunk. often making out or other acts of drunken passion were involved in this night of drunk introduction. sober hangs are avoided by bro's at any cost.

the "pregaming" of the sober-hang is a good way to set the illusion that one is a genuinely caring human, hanging out with your new friend sober, whilst actually avoiding the awkwardness that 'sobreity' can cause after a night of extreme inebriation.

melissa: sober hang today?
kallum: nah can't today sorry, you out tonight d00d?

by saturbaby August 29, 2010

soberize

The ablility to fight drunkenness and become more awake and able to function with out help.

After a long night of heavy drinking, Kevin was able to soberize, and was able to stay up the rest of the night and party on.

by Kevin E. May 22, 2006

Silbert

A descriptive word to be used only in extreme situations to express the significance of something when all other words fail

J-bone: Did you see how much he imbibed?
Smizzle: Yes, it was just silly
T: No, it was silbert

by Smyth Higgins June 6, 2009

Soberly Drunk

A state of being in which one is not under the influence of alcohol, however acts like a drugged piece of shit due to tiredness.

John: Did you know... if you pain your room is becomes smaller... but if you paint your house it becomes... bigger?

Mark: What is wrong with this guy?

Peter: Don't worry man, he's just soberly drunk.

by Daksa June 20, 2020

sober virgin

The term used for someone who has never had sex whilst not being sober or under the influence of drugs.

A:'So have you lost your virginity'
B:'I have had sex seven time but i am still a sober virgin'

by Boz Fozter July 22, 2008

sober sex

The act of sex, free of all mind altering substances.

Just for a change, we did sober sex!

by Ipsofacto June 17, 2012