snowman me

Similar to bukkake. To snowman someone is to cover their body in semen so that they resemble a snowman

"Oooh baby you and your friends should snowman me tonight"

by Bennyboovapes June 12, 2017

Snowman without snow

Man without substance

He failed to keep his promise! He is a snowman without snow!

by Adrianator November 19, 2017

Snowmansexual

A person who gets turned on and receives sexual pleasure from touching a snowman.

"Romeo touch the snowman and realized, he was a Snowmansexual."

by Abaybeach January 20, 2021

African snowman

When you drop a deuce in a port-a-potty and the water is frozen.

"Man, check out that African snowman just chilling there on the blue glacier."

by asmartfellow January 3, 2014

salty snowman

When you throw your unconscious friend into the snow, and then jerk off on him and let the ejaculate freeze.

Yo, Sam passed out first at the party last night, so we all pitched in and made him a salty snowman.

by ZmanEnterprises April 16, 2017

Summer snowman

When someone is so pale white that they can't get a tan if they tried, even in the summer time

Guy 1: Dude, you're white as all hell.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, I'm a fuckin summer snowman

by Vermus June 2, 2018

Reverse Snowman

When a carrot is inserted into the anus to stimulate and give pleasure. The opposite of what you'd expect to see on a nice winter's afternoon in your front garden with a more traditional snowman.

She reverse snowmaned him until he climaxed.

by Snowmanaman November 27, 2018