Snowboard boot blumpkin

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump and simultaneously having your snowboard boots removed after a long days boarding.

Greg wasn't quite sure what relieved him more ... the girl on his cock - the freshly laid turd or the wave of relief as his boots where swiftly tugged from his feet ...

Voilà!! the 'Snowboard boot blumpkin' :p

by Purple Alien February 19, 2012

Chicago Snowblower

A sexual act in which a woman lies on her back on a bed or couch with her head hanging back off the edge. The man then enters her mouth while playing with her breasts. A snowblower effect can be achieved at orgasm by removing the penis and showering the buxom lass with semen across her midsection.

My girlfriend has trouble getting the whole thing in her mouth, so we do the Chicago Snowblower so it slides down her throat easier.

by ska_zombie December 2, 2011

Snowrocket

When a man goes out into sub-zero temperatures and engulfs his penile section into the snow, only to run back inside and ram it into the behind of a unsuspecting female, (preferably sleeping).

Found out my girl fucked Jake, so I gave her a snowrocket last night and broke up with her after.

by Daat Penguin July 16, 2014

snowbrute

A cracker, honky, paleface, or silk.

That snowbrute used to own my family

by freedomfry January 27, 2015

Snowbo

Hobo that migrates to warmer weather during the winter as the snowbirds do.

Damn, the snowbo's are back in town. Spooning eachother to keep warm at the neighborhood park.

by Miss Gasbag March 13, 2015

Snowblower

When a guy shoots his load in a chick's mouth and she sneezes immediately outside in subzero weather; a multitude of cumflakes spew from her mouth.

"She's a total snowblower"

by Pajina Man January 4, 2017

showbroken

When your hartbroken from a Tv show.

Gosh, I am showbroken after Michael left The Office.

by Mendel h October 22, 2017