slicker than cum on a gold tooth

The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.

I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.

by Cannon, Inc. August 3, 2016

sickeroni

Used if something is fucked up or funny. Similar to “I’m Sick” but worded differently.

Person 1 - Bro my bitch just cheated on me.
Person 2 - Sickeroni.

by rjdumbass April 22, 2020

Snickers foot

A condition similar to that of athlete's foot, but for non-athletes. Sores, cracks, and itchy fissures develop on their foot and toes after a large consumption of Snickers candy bars while "exercising" or whatever brisk movement the non-athlete is doing to generate a sweat.

The Snicker foot is highly contagious and direct contact with the infected person should be avoided as well as any shoes or clothing that have been in contact with the infected foot.

Damn! Daniel!! Back at it again with the Snickers Foot.

by Jorglynsnakingsince2001 August 8, 2016

Humper Sticker

A tatoo above a womans pussy or pubic area. Opposite of a tramp stamp.

"When I seen her tramp stamp I thought she was easy ,but when her shorts came off I seen her humper sticker read next"

by tewsday June 21, 2010

Clit Snickers

A woman you meet at a bar, usually a large, plump college chic whom has been drinking cheap beer and eating all of the shitty bars cheap peanuts. After buying her more cheap beer, and watching her gorge on free peanuts, you bring her home in the wee hours of the morning. While she uses your bathroom, the shits peanuts, and does not wipe correctly, smearing peanuts, shit, and cheap beer sludge on her pussy and clitoris. You try and lick that pussy, but soon find out she has Clit Snickers, a pussy filled with peanuts and fecal matter. You opt to just fuck the pig.

I was about to suck Kelly's pussy, but that bitch had a raging case of Clit Snickers, peanuts and all.

by Rimjob Ninja June 23, 2010

Snickel

Someone you like who is very attractive and you cant avoid from picking up. AKA a sexy nickel.

Josh is such a snickel, Bryan is very lucky!

by MyFavorite February 14, 2014

Sicker than your average

To be better than the average. A little bit better than normal. Originated in Biggie Small's song "Hypnotize".

My car is sicker than your average.

by Eurostance November 28, 2010