Snake

Some one who stabs you in the back or betrays you.

I thought we where all friends until they started talking about me. Now i know they are all just snakes

by Girl21 April 16, 2015

snake plate

(n) erect penis which is used for snorting drugs

She snorted copious amounts of cocaine off my snake plate.

by Norm123 March 3, 2007

scooter snake

Possibly one of the most annoying creatures alive, they mostly consist of a 8 - 11 year old on a scooter who think their top shitcool if they swear and/or drink and smoke. Most of these fucktards hangout at skateparks and beak the skaters who would beat the living shit out of them but the snoby rich parents would retaliate

Skater1: Aww man here come Jacob he's such a scooter snake

Skater 2:Ya so much for skateing in peace
Scooter snake: sup niggas what some weed

Skater 1: dude your 10 years old and white

by make_that_booty_clap December 24, 2014

Trying to Shave a Snake

A phrase coined by Demetri Martin.. It is used to describe a situation that doesn't work out well, just like shaving a snake. It's just not going to happen.

"You hear Jerry's trying to open that Frozen Yogurt business?"
"Good luck to him.. If you ask me, he's trying to shave a snake."

by JollyLama February 27, 2010

snake bitch

Erika Costell

"I honestly can't believe how disgusting and hypocritical Erika Costell is!"
"Yeah. Snake bitch is gonna get her ass sued."

by Milkbags247 August 24, 2017

one eyed snake

a funny name for a penis

his one eyed snake went into her pink taco

by sqworm June 2, 2004

cum snake

The product of masturbating and ejaculating onto one's bare chest just before passing out, then waking up to peeling and rolling the dried semen off your chest and smoking it.

Guy 1: Why has John been violently vomiting in the bathroom for an hour?

Guy 2: Oh, he totally tried a cum snake this morning.

by Apemeat February 26, 2009