Sauteed diarrhea

Magma like substance released from the anus, hot enough to burn through flesh.

After i ate my burrito at Las Margaritas, i didnt feel too well. Before I recieved my check i needed to make a dash for the restroom. On my way up the stairs, a steamy hot stream of Sauteed diarrhea spilled out of my rectum; the liquid hot fieces burned a river down the flesh of my thigh, behind my knee, and into my shoe. I kept running. Left on the stairs behind me was a splattered oasis of runny dung.

by Gotsumfome? January 18, 2008

Smut Pirate

Same thing as a regular pirate but instead of stealing gold they break into peoples houses and steal anything and everything involving SMUT.
Sex toys, pornography, sexy lingerie

You see mike made out with a whole box full of Brazilian fart fettish porn when he robbed that house at the end of the block; mikes a real SMUT PIRATE!!

by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022

smut

what parents call porn

Son, have you been looking at smut on the family computer?

by LuciousCrow April 12, 2011

Slutena Homoez

1. what selena gomezs parents should have named her

2. any slut who acts like selena gomez

1. jill: i love wizards of waverly place its my favorite show!
will: that show is terrible
bill: yeah. it has slutena homoez

2. damn slutena homoez over there needs to stop flirting with that girl.

by JayFawkesIsGreat May 14, 2011

Smited

Getting Smited: When a teammate decides to leave the team behind and dies.

You just got Smited. You just smited the whole team!

by IllOfDoom May 16, 2019

Quicky smut blanket

A blanket left behind after a wild night of pin the tail on the meat flute. Remnants of the spitting skin snake. A musty old throw blanket with left overs from King Donger and the knights of the Brown Stable.

I laid under Fred's red blanket the other day and it had a peculiar smell.

You mean the red one with the blue square pattern?

Yes, why?

Oh man, that is his quicky smut blanket. It hasn't been washed since Brenda was here a month ago.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts January 1, 2007

sautee

a sautee is that tragic combination of a female who has both an onion butt and a butter face.

look at that ass! oh, jesus, look at that fucked up grill! what a sautee.

by s beskow August 21, 2006