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smoggy

After smoking 5 blunts in his small compact car, John found out his vehicle was quite smoggy.
by subway susie December 1, 2009
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smogs

Damn! I left my smogs at the whorehouse.
by Herb N. Dictionary November 4, 2002
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Smorgasporn

(Noun): A large and varied amount of Porn, typically internet Porn, on a computer hard drive or hidden somewhere in one's bedroom.
Billy: "Hey did you see Jimmy's collection, damn he's got a smorgasporn happening there".
by celticdr January 27, 2011
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Smorgusblorg

When a man replaces the marshmallow in a smore with roofies and a cum shot and feeds it to a girl takes her back to a cabin in a woods and puts a chess piece in a condom and puts it up her ass while fucking her in the pussy and choking her as she calls you "Daddy!".
Do you see that girl over there, I'm going to give her a smorgusblorg, its gonna be good.
by niggerfagatron6422 June 8, 2018
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Smörgåsbored

A rare phenomenon of most commonly Swedish or Danish children becoming bored after feasting on a large meal or smörgåsbord, if you will.
I always get smörgåsbored in Science after lunch...
by le petit fungus May 13, 2021
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san antonio smorgasboard

A sexual act when someone shits on your chest, then pisses on it, and then finishes by busting a nut on it. Similar to the Cleveland steamer, but much messier
Jessica thought Ralph was going to deliver a clevland steamer, but to her surprise it was a San antonio smorgasboard
by Perve and swerve January 7, 2018
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smogally

time is smogally so live it likely
by roffie tonka October 11, 2007
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