smegma

The name of Dr. Colon's dwarf assistant in Charles Rodrigues' classic "Dr. Colon's Monster" serialized in the National Lampoon in the '70s. Smegma mistakenly stole the brain of a homosexual cadaver which was subsequently installed in the Frankenstein-like monster.

"Smegma, you've stolen the brain of a bloody queer!"

by Dr Dave September 5, 2008

Smegmagic

1. Smegmagic is the art of casting spell drain the ultimate white power of the smegma. Smegma works like spiritual energy (mana) in this art. The legend says that the greatest smegmage stacked so much smegma that the power of his smell was able to kill his enemies.


2. Smegmagic is a forgotten powerful spell agaisnt the emos. All we know about this spell is that she was high-speed-flying-plasma-smegma-ball and her name was Super-Magnetic-Electro-Gamma-Master-Attack

1. OMFG this smegmage is incredible his smegmagic is so strong.

2. yesterday I just casted a smegmagic spell and it killed 4 emos.

by smegmanal October 15, 2008

smegma team

A group of asshole smegheads that nobody likes. Any group of jerkoffs, dickwads, jocks, or morons. A bunch of useless wankers that hang out together. Also, any sports team that has the record for consecutive losses.

"Hey look, here comes the smegma team down the hall". "The smegma team lost another game yesterday". "It's the smegma team and their captain Johnny Dickwad".

by Kirrock63 June 27, 2009

Smegma

A nickname for anyone by the name of Megan.

Hey Smegma you dirty tramp, what are we going to do today?

by NO REALLY STOP PISSING ME OFF October 21, 2010

Smegma

skin and other shit found between the foreskin and shaft of the penis

EW, i have bare smegma bruh

by Dickhead Steve January 17, 2015

female smegma

The disgusting white stuff women get around between the fleshy vagina lips and the big hairy ones, clean it away before shagging unless you want your boyfriend to vomit. Produced by a gland on the outside of vagina.

I've got some smeg on me i just need to clean it away.

by Ooohmakemecomebaby December 20, 2004

smegma

1. The moist and aromatic goodness that hangs from the under-sacks of self righteous translator contractors in Baghdad. Sometimes found on their upper lips.

2. condiment

2. The 'cream-beef' sauce that KBR serves in the morning.

"umm..you've got something there..no..on your lip, some smegma or something"

by Absinthee July 16, 2008