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smegma

a way to insult a "pretend sigma"
random twelve year old: *says a homophobic comment*
people with common sense: look at that SMEGMA!
by haz3.ox May 7, 2024
mugGet the smegmamug.

smegma

this is a yummy substance that tastes like cheese and grows on penisses. Its edible and quite good
that boy's got a lot of smegma nice
by bbc van traicy January 11, 2023
mugGet the smegmamug.

isma smegma

Smegma a cheesy like substance hidden within the dark depths of the body
Isma the great tall hideous mythical monster that everyone should be familiar with

don't get near it it might give you the smegma touch....
by allahistheone February 19, 2025
mugGet the isma smegmamug.

smegma-master

Someone who collects large amounts of smegma.
Unfortunatly… ur son… is a smegma-master
by willinatorn December 21, 2023
mugGet the smegma-mastermug.

Smegma factory

(noun): a dick, one to be considered of fine crafting.
Sanchez replied " god crafted a smegma factory in these pants."
by Becker936 January 27, 2017
mugGet the Smegma factorymug.

pussy smegma

When an inexperienced or dirty man has a crusty pp and he stinks up your vajayjay
Girl me and Shanay were having a 3 way with Rob and he gave us that pussy Smegma.
by Beans burnt July 21, 2020
mugGet the pussy smegmamug.

Dead Man’s Smegma

Dead Man’s Smegma is a game of pure unfiltered wit and strength

To achieve this game’s true potential, 5 or more participants are ideal and every participant must agree to do absolutely anything the game throws at them

Each participant must put the most cruel dare or task they can think of into a hat, and each participant takes one from the hat

your reward for performing the dare is in turn watching 5+ others perform theirs, each as cruel as the next, each as cruel as your own

you must take responsibility for any consequences that come from Dead Man’s Smegma and must never blame the game itself
Nah bro, last time I played Dead Man’s Smegma I had to eat my own pubes “
by Kermit the Fag September 29, 2018
mugGet the Dead Man’s Smegmamug.

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