douche smacker

Total moron; The type of person who comes across as both extremely corny while flat out idiotic.

Jerome approached a female half his age at the mall and said "Hey Wifey, I want to make beautiful music with you." An onlooker shook his head in disbelief and disgust and said tos his friend, "What a douche smacker."

by mysticblum3 July 18, 2012

gravy soaker

The towel or t-shirt used to mop up your woman's back after you ejaculate

Hand me that gravy soaker, I dropped a big load on your back.

by Aloushishwish Snozzlegoggan March 20, 2014

Tough smoker

A person from the fens who tokes on a cigarette with arrogance and whose origins can be traced back to a swamp donkey.

Cor look at the tough smoker over there. Bet he’s from March.

by Geoff's pyjamas November 10, 2017

Copper Shaker

A sweet piece of ass that is defined by its perfect shape, size, and firmness

Did you see Andrea in jeans, that girl has a sweet copper shaker

I'd like to put my annaconda in that copper shaker

Did you see her squat, Damn that is a sweet copper shaker

by SaltnSand December 28, 2018

Super Soaker

A pussy so wet and so voluptuous, it just hit different. This isnt your typical WAP, this is something more. That wet wet drip drip that makes you say fuck, I want a kid.

Guy 1 :BRO, you KNOW Vice President Harris got that super soaker
Guy 2: THATS ON GOD

by SRM13 November 9, 2020

Super Soaker Bazooka Soaker Super Saturday

Any given Saturday when your whole crew gets absolutely wasted. The phrase is also coined to require a buddy to down their beer if they cannot recite the phrase properly on command.

“ What’s today?”

“Super Soaker Bazooka Soaker Super Saturday!”

by Ripp March 1, 2021

Dick Smoker

When a female firmly grasps a dick and sucks the tip, like a gay guy smoking a stogey. Back and forth, back and forth. When the dick starts to jizz she sucks it like she’s smoking the stogey.

Are you gonna go smoke dick? No, I’m not a dick smoker like conlon.

by The Chuck Diesel March 15, 2022