albedo situation

When you're sexually attracted to one very specific body part, to such an extent that that's the only thing you're looking for.

"I don't have a type"
*Looks in your porn folder*
"only thighs. such an albedo situation"

by sussywussy79 March 19, 2023

wein-wein situation

A situation with two positive results; an expected pleasant surprise along with a secondary yet equally pleasant outcome.

So you wanna go to the barbeque?

Will they have hot dogs?

Yeah! And they'll have a whole bunch of white dudes.

Wow! Talk about a Wein-Wein Situation.

by autobrick December 25, 2009

maple leaf salutation

Sending a work colleague a picture of your genitalia out of the blue over Instant Mesenger or email.

"So how was your evening last night?"

"Not too bad thanks, I just kicked back, watched an episode of 'Come Dine with Me' and then sent my boss the old maple leaf salutation."

by J. Q. Faskesbury III October 8, 2009

Gran Canaria situation

A Gran Canaria situation occurs when a story is told about an event that happened between two people but nobody else really knows what really happened or the full story besides the two people involved.

"Did you hear what happened between Joe and Candy? Nope, no one will ever know, its a Gran Canaria situation.."

by T1mb May 3, 2013

accidental spooning situation (A.S.S.)

What happens in the depth of the night when you accidentally find yourself curled around someone.

My buddy crawled into bed with me and I woke up in an accidental spooning situation (A.S.S.).

by Jackal007 December 1, 2013

Assess the situation

To take care of business, to do what you gotta do. -Noah Rouse

That guy is talking to bae! Aight bruh, I'm bouta assess the situation.

by Noah Rouse January 27, 2016

The parking situation

Referring to the pursuit of finding attractive women or woman in your general location

Or
To point out an attractive woman in proximity. As used in the art of rubber necking

I'll be right back, I have to check out the parking situation.

Passenger} Hey man, swing around and checkout the parking situation.

by K-nudt September 1, 2016